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The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
Twitter's best desi satire. Probably.
Joined April 2016
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The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
#TwitterIs
Where the next Indo-Pak War will take place.
TheDesiReport
retweeted
Comrade Xill-e-Ilahi 🇵🇸
@XilleIlahi
almost 9 years ago
Haleem is boneless daal gosht.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 9 years ago
Karachiites unsure of what to do with extra money saved from not having to pay extortion, therefore,
#karachirejectsminusaltaf
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
over 9 years ago
Report: Pakistan reportedly considering launching Chai With Arshad as a rival to Koffee With Karan.
#ChaiWala
Who to follow
Igor Suárez
@Igorsua
🤖 Mente inquieta 👅 Lengua afilada 👣 Ciudadano de mundo 💥 Inquieto 💤 Soñador ☠️Proyecto de Crossfitero 🏀 Ex-jugador de Basket 🍼 Papá de Hugo ❤️
Mikel Barandiaran
@mikelbaran
CEO de @Dominion_DOM, amante de la vela y la montaña
Anita R. Sánchez 🇪🇸
@anamaresan
Madrileña con Extremadura en mi sangre. Aprendiendo en mi vivir a mi manera. Solidaria siempre. Defiendo y amo la libertad. Derecho (U.C.M)⚖️
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
over 9 years ago
Pakistanis take break from their torrented TV shows and pirated DVD's to tweet about how the PM is a thief.
#MrDakuMustResign
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
over 9 years ago
India and Pakistan reportedly looking for a peaceful way to steal each other's actors and singers.
#PeaceNotWar
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
India accuses Pakistan of being "Ivy League of terrorism", only manages to be a measly Little Ivy itself.
#attackonindia
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Shaming your natural brown Desi skin color and wanting to be more gora.
#Powerof7
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Pakistani's reportedly upset about India's human rights violations in Kashmir; take a break from killing Shias and Ahmedis to discuss.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Bollywood: Audiences choosing not to watch
#BaarBaarDekho
baar baar.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Developing Story: A record number of Desi people consider slaughtering politicians instead of goats for Eid.
#EidMubarak
#Eid
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
REPORT: A record number of Indians take a break from their torrenting and pirated DVD's to tweet about
#LooteriCongress
.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
CRICKET: Pakistanis miss having high BP and mild cardiac arrest, reportedly want Afridi back just to feel alive again.
#WeWantAfridiBack
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
BOLLYWOOD: Complaints pouring in that
#Rustom
is unrealistic. A quick Google search shows that Akshay Kumar wasn't even alive in 1959.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
@TheBanat
Why is she even mad? Amitabh Bachchan is only famous because Abishek Bachchan is his son anyway.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
@AllIndiaBakchod
Sakshi Malik - proving that flopping around the dirt like a moron isn't just for men.
#SakshiMalik
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
@AisiTaisiDemo
Pretty sure both hard drives corrupted after that.
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
@SandeepUnnithan
I know right? Akshay Kumar wasn't even alive in 1959.
#Rustom
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Be thankful for the freedom to pirate movies, drink chai, and harass women in public.
#IndependenceDayIndia
#IndependenceDayPakistan
The Desi Report
@TheDesiReport
almost 10 years ago
Report: A record number of Indians willing to let Britain take over again if they bring the Koh-i-Noor with them.
#IndependenceDayIndia
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