Devin Burrow🍀

I can’t find my keys

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

this is the face of man getting manipulated by producers to keep victoria #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@ZebBalentine I mean, if he really wanted to prove that he isn’t what dems say he is, he would have conceded with dignity and honor. But that is just too much to ask for with Trump.

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@ZebBalentine That was perhaps his greatest mistake

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

What a great day to be libertarian...

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@KDanielGleason Yes to all

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@ChloeGolbuff You won’t know until like 3 or 4 AM. Polls won’t close until 10 pm and then they have to count

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Nothing happened today that I didn’t already know was going to happen years ago. #BetterAsABurrow

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

All of y’all want the country shut down for another month, but let me tell you that my college-student-no-stimulus-check-butt has bills to pay. I need to work. Y’all gonna pay my bills??? #QuarantineThoughts #COVIDThoughts @realDonaldTrump help me please

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@ZebBalentine *Mudd autocorrect got me

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@ZebBalentine I watch it for about 18 seconds and I decided to never listen to Puddle of Miss ever again.

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

“By taking it on himself, Jesus, in a sense, dignified pain. Of all kinds of lives he could have lived, he chose a suffering one. Because of Jesus, I cannot say about a person ‘he must be suffering because of a sin he committed’”
- T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Satan will try to convince you that when you return to Christ, you have to start over. That is never the case. Jesus takes you as you are.

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

How many of y’all are living for this virus, but not for Jesus?

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Lets be honest...

The “Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Coronavirus awareness fun run Pro Am Race for the Cure”

would raise enough money to find a cure.
#TheOffice @Da_MichaelScott @theofficenbc

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Thank God. Jesus loves me.

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@spleck Honestly, I think there is just something peaceful about just BEING in Florida. I could quarantine myself there 😂

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

My friend who lives in Florida asked me to come visit him. His exact words:

“If the nation goes on lockdown, would you rather be in Tennessee, or here in sunny Florida?”

I should’ve went.

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Thank God this #COVID19 situation isn’t happening around college football time. I would be losing my mind. #GoVols #GBO

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

Why do women insist on stomping through the house?

[Devin Burrow🍀 @TheDevinBurrow]

@_shelberto_ : Shouldn’t my brother put Nutella on his hands and make everyone think it’s poop?

#QuarantineThoughts