Michal ‘Scoops’ Page

I'm Awesome... Obviously.

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@smerconish Of course he’s able to get a fair trial…have you seen the polls? I have no idea why Americans think @realDonaldTrump is someone who has the IQ and many other crazy ‘issues’ be able to lead a country… You Americans. Really? Rethink your choices.

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@creepydotorg Idiots…sometimes people need to learn the hard way…a good ‘shocking’ if you will. Heh. Nature’s selection in full force. I bet they’re Trump Supporters…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@CalltoActivism Nobody knows the names of the little elves living inside his hair full of lies…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@RepMTG Oh man…you’re a piece of work…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@7Veritas4 My wiener is a powerful institute…you can’t deny that…it’s done the best job, the best anyone has ever done seen…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

I’m sorry if I offend….but WTF are Americans thinking wanting to vote @realDonaldTrump in again?! Does no one remember 2016-2020 - the worst 4 years ever? Sorry, this Canadian gal can’t figure it out… #wtf #DonaldTrumpFAILEDAmerica #unbelievablycrazy

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@pinkfloydlarson Is that even a question? Of course he is!!

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

Heh.

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@RepMTG I got swatted last night but my swatting, I have a feeling, was waaaay more fun than your ‘so called swatting…’ Maybe if you ever get a true great swatting, you’d be a much happier bitch who atleast smiles…once in a while. #swatting #rbf #restingbitchface

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@RpsAgainstTrump PS… wow. These two ugo’s themselves couldn’t handle anyone who are intelligent and/or well educated. Yeah, how about you two pull your pants etc off and let us see how much hair you’ve collected. Dare you. #dare #asswipes

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

These clowns…yeah…large a-holes…All I see - 2 buttholes with huge foreheads who have no idea how to broadcast as true journalists. I hate @RepMTG as much as I hate you two…I could probably send you two great surgeon info here in Canada but I feel you guys couldn’t handle it.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Marjorie Taylor Greene's boyfriend: "liberal women tend to be some of the ugliest women I've ever seen." 🤡

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

Okay…is it just me or does @mattgaetz go to the same plastic surgeon as @RealCarrotTop? Ahhhhh! 🤢🤮
I can’t unsee the pictures I’ve seen… Barf. Like, a real barf here people!! #MattGaetz #MattGaetzResign #plasticsurgery #Plastic #CantUnsee #pleasestopwitheverything

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@mtgreenee @CNN Hey, MTG…you get that horrendously horrible skirt from the @MELANIATRUMP or the @IvankaTrump collection? There are definitely things you just can’t unsee. 🤢🤮

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Nancy Pelosi set a new precedent when she targeted President Trump.

Today, @SpeakerMcCarthy opened an Impeachment Inquiry into Joe Biden.

Now, our House committees will go to work using new tools to expose the crimes of the Biden family and investigate every person who helped cover it up.

For as long as it takes to reveal the truth!

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@ReallyAmerican1 ‘Hey @RepMattGaetz, I’ll show you my small dick and then you show me your small dick and let’s see who has the biggest of the smaller dicks’ says @SpeakerMcCarthy? ‘Guess what guys?’ Wait, I’ll judge…I just need to get my magnifying glass…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@ReallyAmerican1 ‘Hey @RepMattGaetz, I’ll show you my small dick and then you show me your small dick and let’s see who has the biggest of the smaller dicks’ says @SpeakerMcCarthy? ‘Guess what guys?’ Wait, I’ll judge…I just need to get my magnifying glass…

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@RepMTG You’re an ass. #JustSaying 🤢🤮

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@mattgaetz… Just wondering how many underage girls will be joining you when you speak at 1200 today? Question. How’s that case going by the way? @GOP peeps.. Listen, there’s a lot happening in the world that needs attention. How about looking into your own Party? #JustSaying

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

Yep.. this is the pucker @SpeakerMcCarthy

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

@SpeakerMcCarthy-You’re SUCH a knob. Malfeasance you say @POTUS has done? You & your brown stained lips should do what you do best…kneel, pucker your lips & kiss someone else’s ass. You clearly can’t handle being a Politician but I hear @Arbys is hiring..

[Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy]

I am directing our House committees to open a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. Over the past several months, House Republicans have uncovered serious and credible allegations into President Biden’s conduct—a culture of corruption. https://t.co/3uoDlUB3Sy

[Michal ‘Scoops’ Page @TheDinky]

Tuesday Funny!! Bah hahaha!

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