The Dufferin Mall

Hi, I'm the Dufferin Mall. Winter, Summer, Spring or Fall, the mall has it all!
Please watch your step and thank you for shopping with us. *Parody Account*

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Paper towel is all stocked up in our bathrooms people, dry your hands!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Its pretty nice out, eh? Then theres NO reason you should be inside breathing mall air. #getOutside #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Tired of school? Why not drop out and work for me! I have lots of great employment opportunities… probably.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

@michaeldar0sa Welcome new employee, now get back to WORK!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Someone in the food court didn't take their tray to the garbage and left it on the table, now one of my henchmen has to do it.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

It has been brought to my attention, that the entire mall is sold out of umbrellas. Coincidentally, Walmart has a sale on garbage bags.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

@ThisIsCareBear Why you no come to the mall? I has lots of clothes for you. Give me your moneys! #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Hey… where'd everybody go? Oh yea, you suckers have to go BACK TO SCHOOL. Just skip and hang in the food court. #YOLO #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

There are kids skipping class and hanging out in the food court. Don't think I can't see you, I can see everything, I'm like god… kinda.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Someone in Winners has some grade-A Body Odour. The kind that makes your eyes water, please avoid at all costs.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Looks like its raining like a mo-fo out there, why not pop into the Duff and trade in your old piece of shit umbrella for a NEW ONE!!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Since the city dropped all of my charges, you can expect WAY more tweets from me! #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

@Jerrid6stqjbg8 SPAM!!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Oh hai! Walmart is your one stop shop for all your back to school crap your snot nosed kids are begging you for. #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

@G__44 Parody? I speak the TRUTH!!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

I'm pretty lonely since all the kids are out of school now. Who will sit in my food court, WHO?!

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Or you could just loiter around in the mall and stay cool, maybe grab Orange Julius, do the kids still do that? #theDuff

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Its gonna be hotter than a Las Vegas whore house out there today - Remember you can buy a new AC unit at Wally-mart.

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Seriously thinking about upgrading the toilet paper in the washrooms. 3 ply, quilted, what do YOU want to wipe your ass with?

[The Dufferin Mall @TheDirtyDuff]

Wow, its REALLY nice out today. Go outside and get some exercise so I don't have to see your fat-asses in stretchy pants anymore.