The Dishmaster

Writer, lawyer, and lover of pop-culture. Available on all podcast platforms.

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@zackpeter It’s so crazy that he wouldn’t equally make fun of Karen Bass who is an absolute joke.

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.@Andy Send Mia flowers for asking all the questions you should have asked at the reunion. I’ve never seen you miss the mark on follow up questions at such a high level. Ex. West, Why did you say that at the Super Bowl? #summerhouse

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.@Andy if your cast needs to literally take drugs to do their job then they are mentally unfit to be on #summerhouse.

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Curious if they’re paying @LindsHubbs extra for producing #summerhouse😂

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Dear @Andy — rewrite the reunion contracts so the cast cannot be on any substances during the reunion. I strongly suspect some folks took some relaxer drugs. @BravoTV #summerhouse

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.@Jason_Priestley — I ❤️ 90210 so much. Thank you for your service, sir. What a gem to rewatch.

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Weird that of all the things @GayleKing revealed on @callherdaddy I’m most outraged her ex let her fill his car with gas???⛽️ 😡

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#summerhouse reunion revelation— West dropped Ciara when she wouldn’t sleep with him and ran to Amanda who would.

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So Danny can disrespect Nia in public but she can only defend herself in private. #thevalley

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Lala is literally the only person to take Danny to task for disrespecting Nia. Everyone else just minds their business. Nia finally had an ally. #thevalley

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@carlyincontro Here’s a verbatim quote from Spencer Pratt during his on-air appearance with Alex Jones in which he discussed Sandy Hook: “I mean, Sandy Hook — I’ve watched a lot of that stuff, and some of it looks really fishy to me.”

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@onlydubsX No interview will resurrect either of these images.

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My armchair assessment: Jesse is using Lacy for money and she’s using him to get a spot on Real Housewives. #thevalley

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@ArtOfDialogue_ Can we put an end to interviewing mentally ill people, please? These interviewers should be ashamed.

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Apparently hindsight is 20/20 for everyone but #tyrabanks

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@PopBase Eh. I’m sure there’s more to it.

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#BrunoMars kills it every time. That’s how it’s done. #BrunoMars

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Maybe I’m getting too old and judgmental for outfits like this. Do the “kids” like it? #ChappellRoan #TheGrammys

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Nice to see Slash and Chad Smith — real musicians — at #TheGrammys

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If only #JustinBieber had better songs. The guy’s voice is incredible. Such a waste. #TheGrammys