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Fun Fact:
Though they only account for approximately 2% of the US population, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints make up nearly 21% of Disneyland patrons at any given time.

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Please stop asking us why The Haunted Mansion is closed. We don’t know, sometimes it just does that.

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@bwe545 Clearly you have never met Craig, Brandon.

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Starting today we’re kicking dads wearing “Most Expensive Day Ever” shirts out of the park. You thought it was too much money before? Let’s see how you feel when you’re waiting for your family at the hotel, Craig. You jerk.

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In an effort to cut back on unnecessary spending, we will begin supplying half-ply tissue in all restrooms. Look forward to this and more fun changes, coming soon!

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We’re going to be shutting down the Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage for the next little bit, for obvious reasons.

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There are a lot of rumors circulating right now, so we’ve decided to get out in front of the whole thing - there was no fire. It’s a lie started by Universal to ruin our reputation. Please don’t fall for it.

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@Jonatha80315889 @Jaberuski This is actually perfect, because we have a couple of fox animatronics that we’re looking to re-home. DM us for details.

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Every hour on the hour we flip a coin, and if it comes up tails we close Indiana Jones Adventure.

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The girl whose job it is to dump a bag full of lawn clippings on the ground during Soarin’ is out sick, so we’ll be without Smell-O-Vision for a week or so.

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Imagine paying all that money for tickets to Disneyland and NOT eating at The Hungry Bear. Absolute buffoonery.

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Every duck you see within park limits is an animatronic. Every single one.

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We’ve had a couple complaints that young people without children are “overcrowding” and “ruining” the parks for families with small children. This is blatantly wrong. The small children are, in fact, ruining the park for young childless adults.

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If you or someone you love has ridden the Matterhorn Bobsleds since June of 1959 and later developed back pain, you may be entitled to compensation.

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If we catch you fishing in The Rivers of America, we will kick you out of the park and blacklist you forever. Enough is enough.

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@Jonatha80315889 Close! As of 2022, churros were responsible for 36% of the money made at Disneyland Resort. That’s more than ticket sales!

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@Jonatha80315889 Absolutely not.

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How many people are shilling out hundreds of dollars to visit Star Trek Land? That’s right, zero.

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No disrespect to Captain Picard, though. My man gets it done.

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#CaptainKirkCanCatchTheseHands

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@JerThorne We actually aren’t taking suggestions right now, thanks.

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We’re putting a loop inside The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and there’s nothing that any of you can do to stop us.