Scott Watts

Any port in a storm.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Did a thing today. Starting up my dreams.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Pat Murphy is a class act. Great man and I hope they win in 2026.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

MY OH MY.
#SeattleMariners

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

@TalkingFriars Love to see it.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

@ScottWarner18 @Dodgers You think Shildt knows who he is now? 🤣

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

“Go fuck yourself.” -Me typing in Gemini for a work email.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Women navigate the world with an alarming scarcity of pockets.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Peak confidence is pressing the crosswalk button once.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Jobs finished. Let’s go @Dodgers! 2024 World Series Champs!!!

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

@hulu_support @hulu the interactive Malibu ad is causing the screen to black out and there is no way to continue watching.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

.@Braves

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.@NBCSGiants

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

I wish I were attractive and painfully uninteresting so I could start a successful Tik Tok page.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

The @Dodgers are on pace to go 162-0.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

This didn’t age well. 🤣

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Playoff tickets are on sale now! 🎟️

@dailys_dash | #DUUUVAL

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Thank you @VictoriasSecret. Can’t wait to never see my girls tits.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

I miss @KevinByard. 😐

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

My girlfriend just made me pause “Hey Jude” for a Taylor Swift mashup.

Can’t make this shit up.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Milk n eggs, bitch.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

I always thought I was Nega Scott, but perhaps I’ve been Other Scott this whole time.

[Scott Watts @TheDocWatts]

Do you ever get in an Uber and it smells like a hotel but one you can still smoke at?