Dr. Paul White

That awkward moment when you realize the defense attorney will never be able to remember your real name...

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

Nobody even misses me on twitter.... #lonely #Depressed

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@ElephantinCourt I'll come. If anyone cares..

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

Good news guys! I got a stripper job at some BDSM club!! Dunno quite what to expect, but at least I'll have $$ for my bills! #Yay!

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

“@MJacksonHDNews: Gary prepares for Michael Jackson celebration http://t.co/JByq0sNK” --I'm going!

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@xSpecial__K OMG! You're genius!!!!

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@xSpecial__K like a kink club??

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@xSpecial__K I did..The owner told me half hisusual member turned straight that week..I think it'scos the strait bar has Better food.But w/e

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@xSpecial__K the nightclubs all told me I was "hurting their buisness"... :'(

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@xSpecial__K I'm sorry! I never have money!

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

Nobody even notices I'm back... :'((( Tweet me if you actually missed me! #Lonely

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

I'm back again guys! Sorry I've been gone for so long! I ran out of money again and couldn't afford my internet bill...

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

Good morning! My career is still in the gutter, but I'm happy to tell you it's a beautiful day outside! =)

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@TheDoc_Brown If only I could have remembered the correct date for my contempt of court hearing... =/

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@TheDoc_Brown @TheMarty_McFly_ HAH! People will always fall for anything, won't they? Course you and I knew the correct date. =)

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@andjustice4some The latest post, lol.

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@KL_Sunflower @MJCB_Junky @Doc_Shafer I will! And that Chernoff too. Bitch owes me munny.

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@MAKEDATCHANGEHO He owes me everything he ever owned. =|

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@andjustice4some Their facebook page. http://t.co/NJi0VzIo

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@MJCB_Junky @MAKEDATCHANGEHO @JunkySaysHush @TheChernoff He did lose his firm, though. Hope he can still pay me the money he owes me!

[Dr. Paul White @TheDocWhite]

@MAKEDATCHANGEHO He lost his firm, not his licence. Sadly.