Doctor Duck

Not a real doctor, nor a duck.
I find the words "corn chip" very satisfying.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[Doctor Duck @TheDoctorDuck]

@ItsJustDamion banana 🍌

[Cody Savoie ☕️ @coalsavoie]

J.C. literally said "I am He."

You have to CAPITALIZE Jesus' pronouns, too. Dude has SUPER pronouns.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.

[🫧VAS🫧 @vasilani]

found this in my gallery but i cannot for the life of me remember who drew this but i love it

[alex @notfunnyatalI]

who tryin to kiss by the shrekgetables

[John Paul Safford @notjacksafford]

When I walk into a southern grocery store with my mask on

[Ruin Your Day @RuinYourDayNow]

In battle rap, you can be anything you want 🙌

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Fuck bro all this 5g radiation is making my dick way too big

[ken @JaiIposeShawty]

My boy @DEADMAN_pt2 1st day on the job lol 💪🏽✊🏽 https://t.co/VB1LSDYoHW

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

On this day six years ago, Lucky Luciano decided to do it to us

[Dough-Mayne Diego @Simplemachines_]

Wholesome content

[garry @garrynewman]

1995: If Bill Gates drops $500, he's already earned twice that before he has time to pick it up

2020: If Bill Gates drops $500 he's infecting you with a virus using 5g so he can track and control your thoughts using the vaccine