Not Luigi

death is looming

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

I think I found twitters G spot whilst dogging on Tswift

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Should have ran in a zig zaggy pattern

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In February 2024, a Pima County Sheriff deputy fatally shot a man wielding a sword.

Upon arrival, deputies attempted to communicate with the man, but he then unsheathed the sword and advanced toward the officials.

The individual, later identified as 23-year-old Devon Lewis, was declared deceased at the scene.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Watching king cobra jfs make mead, with my sweet Jessica by my side.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

I was going through my twitter when I realized I’ve been spewing hateful nonsense into a void. For those who may have seen, and or been affected by my tweets I just wanted to say I’m back.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Setting the mood for a blowjob with Hellbilly Deluxe 2.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Don’t you think they should have picked a better driver to be a star in fast and furious

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Was being served by a twink when he went out of his way to assume my gender.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Chill

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Snapping a shin over a wrong step is not double champ energy….

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

The blonde hair and tats are dans form of displaying his CTE

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

you guys prefer dan hooker with or without the tattoos?

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

W for fatties around the globe

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

People talking about how they didn’t see this coming when the age of consent in Brazil is 14… not that I’m down for the cause, but still hes probably a bit confused.

[Homelander MMA @HomelanderMMA]

Johny Walker when he sees an underage girl

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

You guys are so gay

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

dinner with alex pereira or $100k?

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

At Taco Bell is wild

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

A picture worth a thousand words

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

Tom Aspinall got that dawg in him �

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

I had no idea Garfield was just a cat up to no good. I thought he was some sort of protagonist, but no it’s quite apparent he’s a naughty B if you just gander at that smirk.

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Biology Teacher: “Gambling I hate gambling.”

Me: “I lost 7 dollars on a claw machine yesterday trying to win Luigi”

[Not Luigi @TheDogInYou]

Scale of 1-10 how surprised are you when he pulls out a dick

[… @mrmuskisacunt]

Italian PE teacher explaining long jump.