Jordan Dooling

thirties, legally British, sacreur. I go by "DJay" too. I am interested in storytelling.
I read Finnegans Wake. And I have a Website. Do *you* have a Website?

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

my website is where you can find my creations that I most want to share. internet fiction, vlogs, music, some pretty visual stuff.
whatever's on there, I stand by. this is me.

https://t.co/Nxza16MkHJ

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@TNOQuoProQuid Rise of the Golden Idol. the game itself has its highs. the first DLC released for it was.. a goddamn masterpiece.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

I had a nice middle/upper-middle-class childhood so unfortunately my tastes are locked in at a cost-of-living level I will never comfortably attain on my own, so I’ve been reluctant to adjust

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@HazelLk6w6 clowngender. I'm so sorry to break this to you.

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 7,1951

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@dystopianLLC he's CENK'S NEPHEW??? seriously??? that would explain so much...

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@LuigiSidekick >no fear
>what if the nintendo direct is the worst one
>one fear

[kate 🥅 @pwhlsapphics]

my new “at least i’m not doing coke” is “at least i’m not into sports betting”

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Kind of funny that porn and tobacco pouches and online gambling have brought back a specific type of wastrel that we all thought went extinct around 1850

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@turningmystile knowing no context, this reads like you were the aforementioned banana at a mosh pit, and you are grumbling about how they treated you personally.
I mean, maybe it's the case? but I'm not going to assume. just gonna say it's very amusing.

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@Essexfarmer1 @justdavenow89 life is difficult. you still have to do the things that you think are difficult (whether they're true or not), you still have to do them! this is what being an adult is!
put up with society, jim!

[king's co-op bookstore @kingsbookstore]

me, i knew

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

simply incredible final panel, bushmiller is king of things being funny out of context

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 6,1950

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@GoodwinMJ thanks for your input, yank

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@ZiaYusufUK Reform will literally force DEI into every corner of the UK. it's in their manifesto. they're the only party who talk about DEI because it's what they want.

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 4,1955

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@TiceRichard you'd have to be incompetent to apologize to nigel farage.

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@Nigel_Farage @BBC I'm nigel farage, don't hurt my poor little feelings or I'll go cry to my thailand sugar daddy, now give me your country and make me look like a big big man while I suck Russia's dick, goo goo ga ga

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@LeeAndersonMP_ "calculated" makes it worse. jesus christ, lee.

[Jordan Dooling @TheDooling]

@TiceRichard it "goes without saying," but if people are asking anyway, it's easy to answer. and I don't care if "everyone" condemns it. do YOU condemn it? and why didn't you just answer that to begin with?