The Dork Knight

Purveyor of the cold hard truth | Cyber Security Consultant | Troll hunter

Our Covid-19 lockdown took so long I created a twitter account.

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@rapplerdotcom ROTC is just a means for bullying and corruption. I remember they made the gay students do push-ups and then had them duck walk for 100 meters. At the end of the sem, the commandant asked us to bring them female students who "need money for tuition". 🤦‍♀️🤡

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@elonmusk Looked more like a hangout for the H1B visa holders.

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

Akala ko ba ikaw lang ang magaahon sa sarili mo, bakit tanong ka ng tanong ng #NasaanAngPangulo? Akala ko ba wag iasa lahat sa gobyerno? Para sa iyo, yayo mo yan! Apir! ✌️😂

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@cnnphilippines Sen Jingoy has a point. If people don't watch Pinoy shows and movies, where will we get our future senators??? 😂🤦‍♂️🇵🇭

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@Daddymonio @mikemolts What the heck is Eureka anyway? Like where is that sold? Haha

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@mikemolts LOL. The irony of a brand named "Eureka" hiring ToenailG. Hahahaha

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@mave_nicegirl Display period on the App was even shorter for ToenailG 10.10 nilagay tapos 10.11 inalis na.

[Bilyonaryo @bilyonaryo_ph]

Online sellers on Shopee (@ShopeePH) are seeing a decline in sales-- and some think the platforms' latest endorser, Toni Gonzaga, is to blame.
https://t.co/lFkfyO2zpE

[Norman Tubera @NormanIsJay]

Toni Gone-zaga holds the record of the Shopee ambassador with the shortest display period in 2022. Probably, an all-time record holder too. 😁

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@rapplerdotcom Wag po kayo mag alala senator, hindi naman nila pwede i boto ang mga korean stars sa pagka senador. 🤦‍♂️😂

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@inquirerdotnet People know that when you get that type of salary you get a ridiculous amount of indirect compensation. The 1 peso salary shields you from paying taxes from what you actually earned. Pero sige, baka pasok sya sa confidential funds.

[ikulong lahat ng kurakot @rhyansantos10]

@GilbertCRemulla Hope this reminds you what was the stand of your brother back then when it was comfortable to consider it as a crime and support Death Penalty.

#BoyingRemullaResign

[Roentgen @ronaldgem]

BACK TO YOU, BOYING.

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@ABSCBNNews Wow, big time supplier pala ang anak ni Sec.

[Gideon Lasco @gideonlasco]

With his own son facing drug charges, Boying Remulla has lost all moral authority to be Secretary of Justice. I join calls for him to resign immediately.

[inday espina varona @indayevarona]

PRIVILEGE, a thread
The volume of drugs seized from the son of Boying Remulla - current Justice Secretary and one of Rodrigo Duterte’s storm troopers in Congress - isn’t a user’s packet of loose leaves for joints, but indicative of big trading.

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

Unbelievers will go to hell. -Joyce Pring. How about Christians who support and enable corrupt politicians? Sins of omission (things we don’t do but should) are just as wrong as sins of commission (things we do but shouldn’t).

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

Shopee really put the hurt on the sellers. Sellers are left with no choice but to move to Lazada. The only person enjoying this endorsement deal is ToenailG.🤦

#SalamatShopee #HelloLazada

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@TheOlympinks @ShopeePH @LazadaPH If you really want to hurt them, ask your favorite sellers to move to Lazazda, especially the small sellers. Shopee's biggest lead over Laz is the marketplace.

[The Dork Knight @TheDorkKnight9]

@ilocanoAkMan Meron pala Shopee sa Ilocos? Umaabot pala sa 4th class municipalities ang e-commerce? OMG