Caleb the Dorkspawn

I do games on YouTube - #DragonAge full playthrough coming soon!

[Caleb the Dorkspawn @TheDorkspawn]

Mental illness is amazing I can have the worst day ever with debilitating depression and despairing over the futility of existence and then have sex for 4 hours.

[Jason Steele @FilmCow]

MultiVersus is a game by Warner Bros, a company with an annual revenue of around 40 billion dollars.

Here they are using my work, without permission, to advertise their game.

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

i’ll note that she waited until last week tonight was officially on hiatus for the year to take a swing at him. almost like she doesn’t want him to respond.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

[dom nero @dominicknero]

calling it right now, 2024 was the year of slop. it's the year slop took over every facet of culture. google became slop. slop drowned out journalism. not just ai slop–there were slop games like Concord. movie slop like Borderlands. we let a slop ceo get a slop president elected

[Morgan M Page @morganmpage]

The testimony of Eleanor Rykener - the earliest surviving record of a trans person in the English language. She began living as a woman in the 1390s, working as a seamstress & sex worker, until her imprisonment by the Mayor of London. She may have later escaped prison in 1399.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

To move like that at 98 is insane

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

me: this new adderall prescription is gonna help me so much

me:

[abby @abby4thepeople]

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron
CEO @BryceTetraeder: https://t.co/c3yFESwUKU

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Maybe RFK jr. will bring back Quaaludes so I can survive the next 4 fucking years of this clown car shit show.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Trying to cheer up my depressed wife back in LA. I said “Don’t worry, I survived Hitler.” She laughed….

[MLMdad420 @comrade__e]

Do not let any smug liberals try to tell you how math works.

The democrats lost because they are fucking genocidal losers.

Has less than zero to do with Jill Stein.