Dot Matrix

out with it.

[Dot Matrix @TheDot_Matrix]

I am making A LOT of money being the bad boy of the town

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One time a woman said ‘stop right there’ - which, coincidentally, was the exact moment I decided to start running

[Dot Matrix @TheDot_Matrix]

You ever wonder what the Burger King marketing meeting was like after the crown guy plane meltdown?

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I want my money back!

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Where the fuck has my life gone ?

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@typelabo Nice. You made them look retarded

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You know, I always figured the Panamanian national anthem was by Van Halen

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@AdamSchefter The guy don’t fuckin’ play ….

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Down with the funk 4 real

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That’s it. I’ve had it with ai

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Never under any circumstances get a job!

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.@DaveandBusters please unban me #imsorry

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I removed the @CocaCola Freestyle Machine from the wall of my local movie theatre and have taken it back to my house. You will not be hearing from me for some time.

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What's love but a sweet old-fashioned notion?

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There are too many whack jobs on the road these days.

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I was nervous. My ass was sweaty. Knock it off already

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I should be in prison for the things I’ve yelled on roller coasters

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Listen sweetheart. If there’s a steeple, I’m gonna be the one chasing it.

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Got my chest all hairy like Austin Powers

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Enough of mother fuckers bein’ named Spencer