The Doublewides

here to melt your face

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Book us for your pool party! Only $853000

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We will autograph your Squire for $853000

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Wondering if we can buy Peck Millers with our shoebox full of Kohls cash.

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Can someone lend us $853000 to buy Peck Millers in Roxborough? We were going to trade in Mom’s El Camino but she hasn’t been home since she went out for a pack of cigarettes in 2019.

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Sorry we won’t be playing this years halftime show. We don’t do anything outside a 2-mile radius of The Dawson.

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Can someone please ask Nickleback to stop bothering us to headline their next show. We don’t have passports and apparently there’s a big rig blocking traffic.

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Looks like someone was listening to our CD in the car.

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sittin round watchin reruns of jacque cousteau

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We got our shots... we went with City Wide Specials down at Bob and Barbara’s (they come w a PBR) We got 4 each so we’re good. Ready to melt viruses along with your face.

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We’d like to thank our Mom for all the times she drove us to the Dawson in her El Camino and only charging us a sixer of PBR and a pack of Pall Malls. Love you Mom.

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“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”
-Us

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Combined our stimmy’s and got us a babe magnet

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The only way to melt the snow https://t.co/KUBin0OZVo

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Covid cut came out great. Thanks mom.

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We were banned from Friendster.

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Surprise surprise... this better fade into Jet Pack.

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We don’t have a FM radio, but we have a police scanner and a broken satellite dish so we may be able to tune in to xpn for a min. Can someone let us know when they get to the CHiPs theme song?

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We were banned from xpn for rocking too hard and melting too many car stereos so we did our own countdown. After extensive research, we present the ACTUAL greatest 6 songs of ALL TIME: https://t.co/KUBin0OZVo

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If this xpn countdown to thunder road doesn’t include Laptops and Hotsauce, Members Only, AND Jetpack as number 1, it’s obviously BS.