Can someone lend us $853000 to buy Peck Millers in Roxborough? We were going to trade in Mom’s El Camino but she hasn’t been home since she went out for a pack of cigarettes in 2019.
Can someone please ask Nickleback to stop bothering us to headline their next show. We don’t have passports and apparently there’s a big rig blocking traffic.
We got our shots... we went with City Wide Specials down at Bob and Barbara’s (they come w a PBR) We got 4 each so we’re good. Ready to melt viruses along with your face.
We’d like to thank our Mom for all the times she drove us to the Dawson in her El Camino and only charging us a sixer of PBR and a pack of Pall Malls. Love you Mom.
We don’t have a FM radio, but we have a police scanner and a broken satellite dish so we may be able to tune in to xpn for a min. Can someone let us know when they get to the CHiPs theme song?
We were banned from xpn for rocking too hard and melting too many car stereos so we did our own countdown. After extensive research, we present the ACTUAL greatest 6 songs of ALL TIME: https://t.co/KUBin0OZVo