Pistachio Disguisey

Garden Salsa flavored Sunny Chays

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For today only I will be giving out free new names when you “like” this tweet

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Trying to think of a zingy name for these oats that I’ve soaked overnight

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Listening to Walk It Out. Little redundant, no?

[Walker and Will (; @DinosaurPasta]

Bout to slap the bag

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Dylan Harper will be best player from 2025 draft (heard an executive say this)

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Wife called my “brave” for leaving the house without popping an incredibly ready to pop zit. I roll with a whole different level of swag than you could imagine

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@srramtnert Saw this heavy hitter eat a steak and a half last night. Was calling himself “Jumbo”

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Name a better feeling than when a homie likes and saves a voice note of yours in the group text

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Milk is so good, I actually drink it all the time

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Is the show 24 any good or is it a total hunk of junk

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@Crispin_Throw Just wanted you to know you were in fashion. I see no foul!

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Thing about me is that IF I’m getting you a Christmas gift it WILL be late

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I can’t do a lot. But I CAN say “Wandisimo!” in an excited tone and sound JUST like Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents

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Just sprinted to my phone because I forgot to check if Tyler was wearing sunscreen before he left the house this morning. I’m shaking right now. Just broke my television (fear that expressed itself as anger). Anyone heard from him?

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@JeffDubrofKCCI Jeff you are a treasure

[Ike Dinkers🤝 @Crispin_Throw]

They call me church cause I’m hymn

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It’s all about applying sun tan lotion

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I don’t give a CRAP about podcasting

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Bloated! What’s it to ya!

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Strictly Dave and/or Cench rn

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Have* see, it’s ok to make mistakes when you’re in the mood I’m in (one that encourages having a laugh in a non-serious manner)

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In the mood to goof around and half a laugh in a non-serious manner