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BREAKING NEWS:

Kelsey Mitchell, Caitlin Clark, and Aaliyah Boston wins their first WNBA semifinal game beating MVP A’ja Wilson’s Aces 89-73.

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BREAKING NEWS:

The Dribble announces a valuation of $341 million after its inaugural season. Account president told followers how does expedite the account’s growth.*

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*DM are open for all interest parties looking to purchase (or money launderers).

[Kendra Andrews @kendra__andrews]

News: Unrivaled announces a valuation of $340 million after its inaugural season. League president Alex Bazzell told ESPN how this will help expedite the league’s growth: https://t.co/IjhpnaAMl7

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BREAKING NEWS***

Sources who reviewed the film stated, “You can hardly tell there is an actor on the scene, her performance is as genuine as the character she plays.”

[Jess @FeverBandwagon]

You shouldn’t have waived her. ✨

SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY SILLY COMPLICATED MESS OF A TEAM.
❤️💙💛🤍

[Magic @MagicM06]

Aliyah Boston is the first player ever to have 20+ PTS, 10+ REB, and 6+ STLS in a single regular-season game while having ZERO free throw attempts.

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BREAKING***

Indiana Fever Aaliyah Boston win’s WNBA Eastern Player of the Week being the only player this season to collect 5 consecutive game winning Double/Doubles in a remarkable 10 day span.

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BREAKING***

Rumor suggests UConn WBB coach Geno Auriemma is currently funding huge misinformation on X, boosting posts that unfavorably compare Caitlin Clark to Paige Bueckers, driven by deep regret for not recruiting Clark, whom he allegedly believes is the better player.

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STORY DEVELOPING ***

Rumors swirling that WNBA two time champion DeWanna Bonner is dissatisfied with Phoenix Mercurys current role, a possibly of a hold out with a goal to be released to play for either New York Liberty or Seattle Storm.

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BREAKING***

Current Las Vegas odd makers has Caitlin Clark as top pick at +510 as # 1 WNBA player to choose pregnancy over next season in the league. Other players include teammate, Lexi Hall, longshot A‘ja Wilson and Angel Reese (immediately after Clark announces +530)

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BREAKING ***

Increasingly the talk around the WNBA and its Fans is “Why was Chennedy Carter blacked balled by all owners from last year’s Unrivaled league?” Many saying the fact that she was not there delegitimizes any championship outcome for the year.

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Breaking *

Chicago Rachel Banham’s game vs Fever has WNBA Fans asking the question:

“Is the Sky’s Point/Forward offense create impressive statistical numbers for one player but at the expense for every other player?”

Banham
• 26 points
• 5 assists
• 6/11 3PM
• 8/15 FG

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INJURY UPDATE***

Phoenix Mercury DeWanna Bonner appear’s back to playing like her old self with outstanding performances in recent games. Bonner had been sideline for first half of the year with a devastating lonely heart injury and lingering home sickness.

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BREAKING NEWS***

Angel Reese launches official "Turnover Tammy" Apparel after filing trademark.
Drops another line of clothing as ultimate clapback to criticism as she leads the WNBA with close to 90 turnovers vs 82 assist. Availability scheduled for mid-August.

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BREAKING LEAK**

WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert to likely announce the league will return to Indianapolis in 2026. Insider states “We’re in serious conversations having Indianapolis to be a leagues All-Star site until 2028 for obvious reasons,” they refuse to specify.

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EDITORIAL**

Dennis Rodman:
Professional basketball’s original Social Medial Influence Rebounder & Tunnel Fit Trailblazer.

Works include NBA 5 x Champion, 2 x All Star, 2 x Defensive Player of the Year, 7 x Rebounding Champion, Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame

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BREAKING**

Caitlin Clark wanted Reeves & “certainly fells like she has every ability to be an All-Star coach for the team someday” but at the end of the day it was a committee and their decision that was out of her hands.

[cc akgae @clrkszn]

cheryl miller being asked to pick between caitlin, paige, and sabrina to start a franchise with and she chose caitlin 🙂‍↕️

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BREAKING ALL-STAR NEWS***

Caitlin Clark still the tide lifting all boats. By recording highest vote totals ever, the WNBA superstar impact on the league assisting the rise in this years rookies votes like Paige Bueckers & Kiki Iriafen out pacing previous years.

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BREAKING***

In a MVP season in the making:
Aaliyah Boston achieve a WNBA statistical first. Until now no other player in the history of the league has lead in these 2 major statistical categories at one time:

- Field goal of Percentage

- The Worst League Whistle

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BREAKING**

Lexie Hull is the first and only player in history of woman’s basketball to win both WNBA Commissioner’s Cup Championship & Unrivaled Recreational Woman’s League Championship in the same year.