Smart ass Carolinian

Ill take years off my life, before i take life off my years

[kaitlyn @Thelady_k_]

Rt if you live in good ol SC

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Rum is awesome

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Haven't been on here in forever!

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Aaaaannnnnnnddddd I'm drunk

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Lookin for the answer at the bottom of a bottle never works but stubourn people keep trying

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

It's just one of those nights

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Fuck money

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

"We Were Us" - Keith Urban Ft. Miranda Lambert (Cover) by Elias Viloria and Sheyna Gee http://t.co/K03GfSEcZ6

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Should I sell me 85 Chevy to pay for my trans build and a 4x4 toy????

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Let me rephrase that, alcohol is my friend

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Beer is my friend too

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

My trucks are my best friends, they are always there for me and can always make me smile!

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

I have no friends... Wonderful Friday night😔

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

She's a freak... And I like it ;)

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

IDC! The ringer is funny!!

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

I wish gizmo from the gremlins was real, no shit!

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Well I gotta work in 4 hours and I'm still awake! Today is gonna be a loooooonnnnggggg day

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

This song...

[Smart ass Carolinian @TheDrunkCowboy]

Why do I always feel like drinkin on the nights I gotta go in at 6:30am?

[kate 🖤 @TacoLibreKate]

I'm a picture hoarder. I hate deleting them even though I never look at them.