PansexualAllosaurus

she/her :3 🏳️‍⚧️ vaguely defined girl thing, MDNI, might post occasional authorgems

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Aaaaannnnnnddddd we’re both into pissing ourselves. Fuck >_<

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Best part about being a switch couple is that I get to lean into my long tradition of autistic masking to fit whatever role the people around me need and flip that shit up to 11. It’s like being a Swiss army knife of sex.

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

My partner made a comment about having my balls in their mouth after remarking on their small size (fucking lie btw) to which I said I hope they choke on it. This mfer says “yeah, small objects do have a choking warning label.” Girllll they cooked me 😭😭😭

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

I am still finding I am in fact the piss girl and I’ll say it’s an embarrassing kink to be overstimulated to a point of emptying your bladder >_< Why’d I have to be such a beautiful soul marred with a horrible curse like I’m Simon fucking Belmont 😭😭😭

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

@swissmoder GIRL NOOOO 😭😭😭

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@Entoma2657 Happiness shall come with patience, time, and effort. Keep it going one day at a time. 💚

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@freakfemme_ Wolfwood and Vash mention???????

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@swissmoder “She wins or she doesn’t” Yeah, that’s how races work.

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

I can never delete twitter

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

They threw on Christmas jazz and are currently snoring into the crook of my arm this is peak.

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The constant inability to remember my own face and considering myself forgettable in childhood makes a lot more sense now that I’ve transitioned. My partner is deeply amused by how fascinated I am with my own reflection. I hated how I looked for years. I hate my face no longer.

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Video games are all about pushing buttons that the right time. I’m great at video games. SO WHY IS IT WHEN I PICK UP THE PUSHING BUTTONS IN A SEQUENCE INSTRUMENT I CANT PLAY SHIT? Piano is too hard and I dunno why 😭😭😭

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Looked at some jewelry at the farmers market today. The price tag for some cute earrings was 650 bucks (given it was hand crafted and locally sourced agates that aren’t anywhere else) i said “if I have the dough I know what I’m wearing” girl I’m never gonna have that much cash😭

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@LavLovesHerself I can’t leave home without one even when boymoding I feel so exposed >_<

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@HandfulOfCass I know what you would seek to do. (Also your hair and sweater are fucking fantastic <3)

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Oogie boogity

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[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Valheim 1.0 has me in its clutches how the FUCK did I play it for 10 hours straight yesterday 🫩

[PansexualAllosaurus @TheDuckPerhaps]

Cooking up some straight BULLSHIT in the rice cooker today

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Doordashed and got trapped in a next level genjustu by a parking lot ;w;