Ono

oh no…

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@TheDegenWeekly Does the “nothing ever happens in soccer” parlay have life?

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@TheDegenWeekly MLB has this figured out well. 3:10 start is almost always a 3:10 first pitch…

NBA though, start time is merely a suggestion

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@TheDegenWeekly My biggest complaint about a North American hosted World Cup is the absence of 10am games and beers.

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@KasperMLB ISO numbers are broken and that’s my favorite data to correlate with form 😢

[Not Applicable @ulxrare]

cubs got fucking deep fried

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

USDT is about to flip Ethereum.

Bottom signal or game over?

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

There are few people with more authentic potential than an addict who has hit bottom and began the honest road of recovery.

The price of that power is constant vigilance, an endless watch to avert the slip that could destroy it all.

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

Biden 2028?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@thescorechicago The reason they’re so expensive is because they’ve paid for past talent from a bunch of guys 30+ now.

If there’s a guy over 30 worth paying, the Dodgers have already landed them

[Silly(⛓️,🧌) @SillyTheKid0x]

Today I did the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. My wife and I took our 5 year old son on a road trip to Disney. What we didn’t tell him was that we actually lost the house. We didn’t know what we were going to feed him or where we were going to live. The drawdown on BTC destroyed my families finances. I invested everything we had in BTC. I packed up the car with what items we had left after selling all our other worldly belongings on FB marketplace, and we hit the road. The plan is to stay with my wife’s parents until we can get back on our feet. About 7 hours into our trip, I pulled over to a gas station in just about the middle of nowhere. I pushed my son out of the car behind the gas station near the dumpster riddled with mice. “That’s Mickey and his family” I told my son, he’s going to take care of you. My wife didn’t protest. She knew we didn’t need the burden of another mouth. We drove away with tears in our eyes as the rodents over took my infant son. I wish I’d never touched crypto.

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@Jared_Carrabis Thank you Jared

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Larpy Coperstein @LarpyCoperstein]

Ngl must be an incredible feeling to be a private investor up 660x on Anthropic and being able to DUMP on retail at 1 TRILLION val

The dopamine hit must be insane ngl thinking about the retards lining up on robinhood to buy your shit

Holy fuck ngl

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@TheDegenWeekly Shirtless gym is a way bigger offense in my book.

Everyone else on a flight is an NPC, lock in with your headphones and a screen of your choice and they disappear completely

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@fe9ruary About a baker’s dozen

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

@chi_urbanist The Loyalist is where it’s at. Smyth is overdone

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Ono @TheDudeCryptos]

Brewers media team is the 🐐

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Feast your eyes upon this baseball masterpiece