Bob Puhl

An account dedicated to the randomness of my father.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Wait, is Germany in Europe?

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Did you ever see dwarf chuckin'? Where they throw dwarves for distance?

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Our bathroom smells like someone hid a pair of poopy pants some where in there...

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Waitress: "What kind of cheese would you like?"
Dusty Bob: "Wheat."

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Is it raining or did somebody just splooge?

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

If I saw a rattle snake right now, I'd jump out and grab it by the back of the head and say, 'ain't you a little cutie.'

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Get use to that. Everything in there is health food oriented. Friggin' California trying to infringe upon my rights.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

I want to be a wolf. I'm going to be a wolf. I'm going to come back as a wolf.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

I want to get a cow for over at the farm. I'd milk that son of a bitch. *slurp* But you wouldn't catch me motor boating it.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Yo, let's capture a coyote and bring it home. Then we can tell Kayla we got her a dog.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Hot and ready like my johnson

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

I want a New Mexican lizard with a Mexican accent.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

There is hard boiled eggs over there! We should take some and put them in our cooler.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

99 miles and a bitch ain't one

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Did you know armadillos choose not to participate in Day Light Savings Time?

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Do you like Subway? I don't. I had a bad experience there before.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Llama lips and assholes

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

Llama lips? I'm going to eat a bucket of llama lips. Did you ever have them?

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

I should've been drawing this whole time. Do you have anything I can draw on? I'm a goddamn artist.

[Bob Puhl @TheDustyBob]

There's nothing happier than a fat lady walking out of Cracker Barrel.