IllegitimateSon

[IllegitimateSon @TheDylanger]

My counselor: "You aren't responsible for the emotions and actions of others."

Me: "I can recognize that but I still FEEL it"

[Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl]

claude scraped the whole internet of content without attribution or compensation for its model but wants credit for its work

[sunny𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @chainsawchuu]

baby this is hoodwinked

[Covie @covie_93]

Lie so outrageous she had to remove the cross from around her neck because it would burn her.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

They renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War and lost the first war right after.

[IllegitimateSon @TheDylanger]

@cheersitskatie Oof

[Rep. Jacob Rosecrants ☀️ @jacobrosecrants]

Republicans being in total control of Oklahoma for 20 years and running in 2026 on a platform of fixing problems in Oklahoma is funny to me.

[Scott Sullivan MMA @sullivan_mma]

We think boomers here are bad (they are) but the boomers in 3rd world countries are insane in a way we couldn't fathom.

A fly-by attempt foiled by zoomers who grew up around tiger-mom flimflam, so knew they had to be prepped for grand theft aura

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

You guys aren’t cultured unless you’ve read acclaimed manga “Harapeko Aomushi” by prolific mangaka Eric Carle.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

wow I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The whole “Muslims want to impose their religion on America” thing would work so much better if it weren’t coming from white Christian nationalists who want to put a Bible in every classroom.

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[IllegitimateSon @TheDylanger]

@ambrose_pike @kwp1039

[IllegitimateSon @TheDylanger]

@ambrose_pike @kwp1039 Cringe, but it was not in bad-faith. Why so defensive? Read both again. You can have a great homeschooling process and my comment can both be true without issue.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Elon just called Hitler a socialist again, and every time he does this, Grok corrects him and points out that Hitler was a fascist.

Never deleting this app.

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

I still believe that btw

[IllegitimateSon @TheDylanger]

@ambrose_pike @kwp1039 1 page of math makes a curriculum not

[anii 🇷🇸🇲🇽 @aniiTweets]

This is the entire conservative movement lmaoo

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

A reminder that it’s pure far-right propaganda to suggest Hitler was left-wing or a socialist. It’s ahistorical, no serious historian agrees with this, and it’s something that traditionally Nazi apologists have claimed.

[°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @kraakyoin]

Madara on some random Tuesday when he decided to get Hashirama's face engraved on his heart