El Roacho

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Name this iconic moment from The Boys

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legit just walked into a burger spot in Austin and heard Achy breaky heart on the speakers

#thoughtthisdiedlongago

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I'm at this fine dining restaurant in Phoenix just watching all these rich people look miserable

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took me 45 years to come to this realization.
the more money I make, the less I seem to enjoy life.
my best years in memory were years where I was struggling to make ends meet...

#don't know what to do with this knowledge

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"Only white people live in South Africa" - Gabby Ybarra

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Just watched this lady in first class wolf down a French toast, then immediately after Google "Alaska Airlines French toast calorie count".

Assumed she felt guilty for eating it, but then watched her pull a hoagie outta her purse with a couple packets of mustard and go to town

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Brittany telling Ty why his tramp stamp is stupid

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do airlines pride themselves on not being on time for anything ever?

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just experienced my first earthquake

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just wish I didn't hate people so much

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this fat bartender just said - "every lady over 40 thinks I look like Jason Momoa, just sayin"

#nahbruh

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Got a new perspective in the airport after watching Lost

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these airport gate attendants are spicy today
imma gaslight them into going after each other

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if I was Ford, I would re-release the model t.
who wouldn't rock that shit these days?

#Ford

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look at this photogenic booger
#LokiTheDog

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"I got red wine instead of white because I had tuna and it's a red fish not a white fish"
-Shannon Morrissey

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answering all of my texts with "I think you have the wrong number" has been the highlight of my week

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PSA - There is a such thing as too much cologne

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weird how the gym is busier today than it's been in months

#nyresolution

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not sure if this will make sense to anyone but I just found the queen of Chipotle