Elisabeth

My wifi is a Shakespeare pun

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

Bop it
Twist it
Ask it for consent

[LeGate @williamlegate]

this u?

[🪷🌻Girl Geek for Miss Bumpass, 1963 @girlgeek_rva]

I'm watching this Duggar documentary, and if you want to talk about sexualizing children, these "modesty" lessons are 100% it. Teaching kids that men shouldn't change diapers because babies inspire lust is disgusting on multiple levels.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I don't know about you guys but I don't think this is about protecting kids.

https://t.co/hOFcRnGiPA

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

“This is the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed, ever, ever ever.” -Taylor Swift #TSTheErasTour #FoxboroughTSTheErasTour

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The issue of respectability in dress, and what constitutes "proper" attire in public, has raged for as long as people have worn clothes. People who take this position fail to recognize that their own clothes were once the "yoga pants" of their day. I will run through examples 🧵

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

It took less than an hour after putting up our pride flag for a neighbor to get out a BULLHORN and start screaming and threatening us.

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

@_M_L_N If you ever find out let me know

[Lindsey Marie ✨ @alltoowelldior]

No but really

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

@withjuliekirk Any recommendations?? This could be how I get mine to read some lol

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

My toxic trait is that as soon as I get a little money in my bank account my taste buds become allergic to cooking at home.

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

It’s mind blowing to me how someone can respond to an email from me and spell my name wrong. Like my name is literally in my email address AND in the signature line to the email they are responding to. I don’t get it.

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

After having it happen to me one too many times, I’m going to start asserting my dominance by asking every old white man attorney who walks into the courtroom “Are you the court reporter?”

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

@OliviaWrites Gorgeous cover!! Love!!

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

At this point not getting covid is starting to feel like not getting picked for the ice bucket challenge. Like.. I don't want it but it would be nice to be included...

[Elisabeth @TheElisaBest]

@egonzalezrose My life goal is also to have a library like your dad's