Emily Sanders Hopkins

Writer, New Yorker cartoonist, author of the advice column

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Two pieces I love--one raunchy & silly, one real & heartbreaking. https://t.co/KRAJ3n7UuI

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An idea for you. https://t.co/QyvG70DbTV

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@savranly Pride? Congratulations, Jen!!! I'm truly excited to read it.

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@slacker_noir Oh!!! I'm so flattered! You are one of MY favorite substack writers!

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That time I worked at Subway and invented the internet. @TheEmilyHopkins https://t.co/tW176OyTG1

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An award-winning cartoonist spends a year and a half working with residents of a long-term shelter in New Jersey. https://t.co/vVEqAaAjVQ via @slate

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My latest trick for cheering up. @TheEmilyHopkins https://t.co/B43YZL03B9

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@savranly

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Mermaids and toddlers and office dreams. https://t.co/8GVHPMeymV

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Two years and counting! https://t.co/1lNvJluDbk

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If anyone is friends with @RyanPhillippe, please show him this issue of EWB.

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Should I even keep doing this? https://t.co/c4GmfnDWka

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Well, what would YOU have picked in this situation? I mean, really. https://t.co/hk8LlcaYjW

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She's just so smart.

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@savranly Fulfilling your destiny. You've worked so long and hard for this.

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@elizagriswold @elizagriswold honey, Tyson and I are like weird platonic twins! (We know each other through Austin Kelley.) But we both love standup comedy, prison education programs, AOC (duh), vets, memoir writing ...

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@tyson987654321 Tyson, our best vacations are ahead of us! xoxoxo

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@savranly Oh my gosh, you were drop dead gorgeous. (And yeah, same: I thought I was fat but meanwhile I weighed 130 at 5'8". And the amount of time and energy I wasted thinking about my weight? YEARS.)

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@tressiemcphd Yes, twice. Once on the UWS by an 80-yr-old former actress in her Broadway-poster-lined study, to quit smoking. She had me ride an elevator to the 100th floor (in my mind) to go under. I lit a cigarette on my walk home, but felt that I didn't enjoy it as much as usual.