Emyll O'Bryan

I'm a writer. I can be snarky; it's part of my charm. Anti-TMI, anti-BS, and anti-drama, so you won't see that from me. Also, I may not follow back. She/her

[Emyll O'Bryan @TheEmyll]

I follow accounts that inspire me, educate me, keep me optimistic, and--of course--make me smile and laugh. They are not mutually exclusive.

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@WhiteHouse That "under god" bs wasn't even a thing until 1954. Any government that uses religion as a cudgel to suppress the rights of its people cannot call that nation the freest or the greatest or the -est anything except the cruelest, stupidest, and greediest.

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@Janabw81 @TheSWPrincess I mean, his skin looks like shoe leather, and I imagine under one of those lights that detect skin damage he's as purple as a piece of grape laffy taffy.

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@_celia_bedelia_ I don't wear a bra to work now because I work from home, but I damn sure did when I worked in an office. It was difficult enough to avoid harrassment without the girls free range, and the boob fairy never came for me. Can't imagine if they were bigger.

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@Acyn He is an oblivious, fascist-enabling moron.

And stupid.

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@cwebbonline @TheSWPrincess And isn't it peculiar how the pricetag more than doubled when American taxpayers got out on the hook for it.

Crooks. Every last one of them.

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@HQNewsNow @IMontoyaInsists So they're going to bring folks back from the dead?

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@Acyn Um, if it was only supposed to last a day but went four years, I wouldn't say that's the sign of a "great" anything.

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@Conservative2TX @JimBonz She's too old for him.

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@Logically_JC @BeSeriousUSA My magic eight ball says, "SIGNS POINT TO NO."

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@AntiTrumpCanada @BeSeriousUSA I see it as him using an invisible towel, pulling it back and forth between his ears.

And he can do this because there's no brain in there to get in the way. Not even a single frigging brain cell.

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@Acyn I'm sure it wasn't because she was impressed, except for maybe by how impressively tacky and tasteless it was.

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@DrNeilStone @JimBonz My father had polio. No vaccine. My brother had mumps. No vaccine. I and all of my siblings (7 of us) all had chicken pox because...again, no vaccine. My daughter hasn't had any of these because now there are vaccines.

Luck has nothing to do with it. Vaccines work.

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@krassenstein There are some Morris Dancers in the UK who would also like a word.

That these people are so fecking stupid they think May 1st has ever only been celebrated since communism was even a concept is laughable at best.

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@GeraldoRivera This is the way it's always been, and it's quaint that you think the greediest, most self-enriching administration in the history of this country actually GAF.

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@MysterySolvents @rklace Oop! That was a shart. No one'll notice, right?

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@RpsAgainstTrump @JDLuckenbach Trumped up charges.

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@GeraldoRivera Your selective amnesia is choice.

If only your hypocrisy had been as hard to find as the treasure in Capone's safe.

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Welp. Folks who didn't skip history class know what Hitler used his bunker for, so....

Nope, I still don't want my money paying for that.

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@AriFleischer Wow, dude. I've seen six-year-olds with better reading comprehension skills than you. Or maybe you're just jealous we didn't get stuck with the stupid orange one.

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I used to think there could not possibly be so many stupid Americans.

The bar is in hell, and they still manage to limbo under.