Preston

Da Bears are who we thought they were! | 12-7

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@ChicagoBears @DillonThieneman Some kids want to be a wr because of Moss, others a rb because of Payton, but one kid said “I want to be a fast safety/lb hybrid like Urlacher.”

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@mindharpofsharu @markleggett I don’t know if this is a jab but I’m well aware that these are tongue in cheek jokes in songs and that is why I specified that I enjoy these “bits” in songs. If I misunderstood feel free to give me my first lesson, professor!

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@bcarey913 @markleggett Haha. I’m a dumbass. I’ve heard that song 1 billion times and still fucked his name up.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@MtlheadQc @BalmoraCTHC The Cradle of Filth shirt. lol.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@BalmoraCTHC SOMEBODY has to have The Cradle of Filth shirt between you guys…

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@ChuckFBass Joe Burrow?

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@zacobson These and “I’M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!” were foundational to us as teenagers.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@0oWatches

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@bearRpm @therealburns3 Que? I’m not religious so I don’t know the proper protocol.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

The uniform will be made to resemble this man. They will also add a breathalyzer to each helmet, to celebrate the “owners” predisposition to vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated. Also there will be a cute little block of cheese with a “C” on it on their uniforms!

[Zach Kruse @zachkruse2]

Packers president Ed Policy on the Nike “Rivalries” uniform coming in 2026:

“I will say this truly alternate uniform will celebrate owners and emphasize our uniqueness...”

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@sanguisugabogg Pretty sure that’s Dr. Acula.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@revengeofJJ He fucks dogs AND pisses the bed??

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@EmmanuelAcho @thomasrp93 Now show him the other 2 highlights.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

FINAL: Marlins 10, White Sox 0

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

I get it now. This is what it was like for non-Bears fans every year when we’d show our whole ass after hyping the team up and talking shit all offseason.

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

It took less than a week for the White Sox to destroy any hope and optimism I had for this season.

Nice job guys.

[Preston @TheEndlessSwarm]

@sleepydsbm YDKB

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

#Bears fans, we’re giving away two more Caleb Williams jerseys AND an autographed Devin Hester jersey!

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