Dr. Moon Pie, PhD

Actually Christopher Brant. Clemson ‘19, UF ‘21 and ‘24 Alumnus. I probably hate your sports team. Opinions are my own and RTs are not endorsements.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[kate 🫶🏼☁️ @katelynnnh_]

He’s just like me fr

[Patrick O’Blivion @PatrickODonne11]

Very funny to learn that the Elon “my based son Saxon ordered milk and cheeseburger at a high end sushi place” story was about the chain restaurant Sugarfish

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Two SCOTUS decisions today:

1) President can fire any executive branch agency appointee at any time without cause (Slaughter)

2) President can't fire Federal Reserve Governors without cause (Cook)

Taken together, SCOTUS enshrined the Fed as the 4th Branch of the US Government

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

“Left leaning arguments” are just any arguments supported by the slightest bit of evidence, btw.

[𝐒𝐕𝐕𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃 @SVVVAYED]

The best attitude towards AI is treating it like a dumbass to bounce ideas off, which nevertheless helps you think of the correct answer. Much like how House treats his team

[Gator Diamond Pod @GatorDiamondPod]

I firmly believe there are folks who would rather see Lawson, King, Barberi, McDonald and Whritenour all transfer out and Sully have to replace them from the Portal. In their minds THIS would be a “successful” Portal haul.
Retaining 1st Rounders > Portal takes. ALWAYS. It is that simple.

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

i have to explain to some people irl once a week that no running deepseek locally on my framework desktop is not boiling the water of some village somewhere it's fine i am literally making and monitoring my own energy for it

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.

She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.

We aren't.

We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.

I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.

I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.

I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.

I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.

We don't even have a European market.

She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.

I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.

I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.

[David Hansen 🇺🇸 🇳🇿 @boxcardavid]

How to get American suppliers to sell to you

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

*most distinctive profile of iconic aircraft ever perceived*

What the hell is that??

[Dr. Moon Pie, PhD @TheEnjoyneer]

This is bait and I will not be engaging further than this.

[On3 @On3]

Evolution of the SEC over the years🔄

[drew @ImNotOwned]

Update: Sean Duffy just used the word “libtards” in his opening remarks for the 250th

[Dr. Moon Pie, PhD @TheEnjoyneer]

I for one am gobsmacked that a company brought to preeminence by Steve Jobs would illustrate an Apple product in their film.

[muskan sharma @muskaan___07]

Guys it’s official… lilypad runs macOS…

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

X wins as fin exec nixed after nicked Knicks bin sin

[Wiggle Wiggle Vigil @DaOfficialVigil]

Mach 3+ capable strategic reconnaissance aircraft

[balls mcnaughton @alexmcntn]

“Are you staying up for the USA tomorrow? I know the game is on late.”

I get to watch a stress free game in the World Cup. Our star players get to aura farm from the bench. I used to pray for times like this. I’m not wasting this opportunity.

[🔻🍉 Jules 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇧🇷| rewatching the classics @London19653p]

counterpoint

[“paula” @paularambles]

it’s a soleless company now