Eric William Morris

Extremely Hopeful. oh, hey twitter. actor/writer/creator. my album 👇👇

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

****Out Now Everywhere**** It was a bit surreal waking up this morning and listening to this…streaming…not just incessantly in my own head on a loop, but really out in the world for anyone who’d like to listen. And I Hope you do! I’m very proud to share it with you all.

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@HBODocs @HBO @StreamOnMax NO ITS NOT!

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@RuisRightEye_ I will!!!

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@crankycorgi101 🙌🙌🙌

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Dogs have like a 400X more advanced sense of smell than us, but they’ll still sniff a dirty diaper and be like, “oh, hell yeah, this is gonna be delicious”

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Just posted a photo @ 2Nd Stage Theatre https://t.co/InGDa6CQp4

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@harvilla Never stop. I demand 3,000 songs that explain the 90’s. Truly I’ve enjoyed every episode.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/wPFDrzK5oH

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/LjbXjbY5Dg

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

It’s 4 months away, but LISTEN: I’m putting on a damn concert @54below on March 25th. It’s gonna be all ORIGINAL tunes I’ve been writing this past year or so and I can’t wait to share them with YOU. Go to https://t.co/CuJ7TULhqc on Monday and enter code CYBER54 for cheap tix!

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

Thank you for your feedback. New MTA rules go into effect immediately. No soup on the deng trains.

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

Eating soup on the subway?

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@malloryy_rosee Hahahahha! It’s the important moments that matter

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@JasonIsbell 👏👏👏

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@realDonaldTrump Bro, why you firing so many people? Why do you think Detroit has problems? Just say it ONCE out loud before you leave office. Let the people know what’s in your heart. Detroit has problems because _______. Go ahead. Fill in the blank, you coward.

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@realDonaldTrump @ChanelRion @OANN What are you talking about? This is incredibly embarrassing.

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@MatthewBerryTMR I’ve been an avid follower for years. But, I think you passed the buck a bit here...ESPN “announcing” it. I know you’re a “company man” but you’re also a man of the people. Help the little guy out. WE LOVE YOU!! Many of us are still unemployed, tough time for exclusive premiums.

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

@realDonaldTrump Scoreboard:
You lost.
They didn’t call it, the states did.

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

@realDonaldTrump @newtgingrich Ur so funny.
Watching you throw this tantrum has been oh so satisfying.
You and @newtgingrich are so so funny.
Oh! I forgot: Also, you lost.
Grow up
Concede like an adult.
1 term.
One.
Bye.

[Eric William Morris @TheEricWMorris]

@mkimml Yeeeeeeesssss