Erin Lane

Comedian, playwright, and solo artist. I make horrible life choices and then tell people about it.

[Erin Lane @TheErinLane]

@katieofthelake Um… ahem… excuse me. I have to go calm down for a second before I respond to this. Take it like a taker?! Um… ok. Will do.

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I don’t even know how to live tweet this nightmare. Trump is gonna lie a lot, Biden is gonna try to say he’s lying. I’m gonna be looking at all their facelift scars they can’t hide behind their lack of hair. How is this real? #PresidentialDebate

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@katieofthelake I want one.

[Erin Lane @TheErinLane]

@katieofthelake No. I didn’t even think to. I’m dumb sometimes.

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@katieofthelake Can you convince them to give me estrogen? My doctors don’t even recognize my facial hair is an issue. I’m here for you doll, but there is no one here for me.

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@DrSamiSchalk I have two MFA’s and work at as a cashier at Target. Quietly. Wanting to die. I have long term Covid, which half of the country believes is fake. And our educational system is fucked. Late and missing? Did you ask them why? Some brains work different. *autistic here*

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@katieofthelake Um… just know I did it first! Ask for the wolf cut. And I better get a pic!

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@katieofthelake And, I love and miss you. ❤️

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@katieofthelake I, literally, had the most terrifying nightmare last night after watching The Menu. Can I cycle off this Peri-Menopause please? So… can you just mail me your prog? Please! It’s so hot in here…

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@katieofthelake Horde Tour. 1998, San Francisco. It is littered with holes and hippie memories.

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@elonmusk Look inward to find the true source of the problem. #itsyoubro

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@katieofthelake I mean, since 2016… it just seems like another Tuesday. So… we just live with rage, pain, sadness and death. AND THEY ARE SHITTY ROOMMATES WHO OUTWARDLY EAT ALL YOUR FOOD, FUCK YOUR MOM AND PISS ON YOUR BED WHILE WATCHING TWO AND A HALF MEN RERUNS! But… I can’t afford to move.

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@katieofthelake I mean… I’ll need a phone call first. I’m a slow burn. ;)

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@katieofthelake So many things… I gots lots of things wrong with me.

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“The Problem with John Stewart” is making me laugh and giving me life…but also terrifying me… we’re all gonna die.

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Derry Girls is absolutely everything. Why’d I have to watch the finale before a full day? I need to hug a pillow and smile and cry for a while. #DerryGirls #worldonfire

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@theatermania I Am Not a Pretty Girl - Ani DiFranco

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@pattonoswalt Ugh. Then how do they make gingers? In the sea? In a fictional environment where ANYTHING can happen. Evolve already. #LittleMermaid

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Ok, if a ginger can be a little mermaid so can a black woman. Last time I checked, there are more black women than gingers in the world. Stories are told for HUMANS! All of us. Gingers and black people. Can we evolve already? #LittleMermaid

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@tjaxkson I don’t know… hmm… do you play commander? Normals call it pinochle.