Bernadetta von Varley

⠀⠀⠀˗ ˏ ˋ ✼ ྾ 𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 ྾ ✼ ˊ ˎ ˗⠀⠀⠀————⠀⠀ 𝑜𝒻 ℋ𝑜𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒱𝒶𝓇𝓁𝑒𝓎 ⠀⠀————⠀❀⠀ ❝ ᴬᴴ ᵎ 𝓘 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠! ❞ ⠀❀⠀

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

“I want my fucking cake, BITCH!” Bernie shouted from the other side of her door.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble Augh!

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

AH!
… M-Marriage?!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner Yeah, he knows but he heard Raphael was planning a wedding.

Sure, he’d probably kill her but it’d be fun while it lasted.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble WHAAAT?!

She can't marry Raphael! Father will kill him!

Ugh! Idiot! Hopeless!

Can't…breathe…too…scared!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner That’s not true, didn’t she hear?

She’s marrying the fat guy.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble AHHH! No one's gonna marry her!

Stupid Bernie! Worthless! Unmarriageable!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner They were both Ben Diskin’s, so why not? Seemed like a good idea to him.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble WHA?!

Lorenz!?
But… um, why?

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner Speaking of marriage, he’d probably be marrying Lorenz.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble Wouldn't… tell people?! Ah! Um… Forgive her! She begs him! She'll go straight back to her room and he'll never hear of this again. She swears!

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

Bernie probably has never done it.

But Caspar? Who did he fuck?

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner He didn’t know! Didn’t she ask? Kind of…? Anyway, he informed her that he had traveled to Narnia, there was no going back from that.

He just hoped she wouldn’t tell people. It wasn’t like Lorenz and him were an item.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble He went to Narnia to fuck Lorenz?!
Why is he telling her this!?

She can't believe he slept with another Ben Diskin! One reportedly from Area 51!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner Did he confirm that? Oops. But yeah, he slept with Lorenz. In Narnia. He was a little grossed out by that… that was another Ben Diskin… That was a little messed up.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble Lorenz?! He- He slept with Lorenz? AH!
Now he's confirming Lorenz's gender is female?!
Someone help! She didn't want to know that!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner He guessed? Maybe it was Lorenz that he slept with since he went around saying he was no good at being a prostitute. He even called Lorenz a ‘her’.

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble Ah! So it was a prostitute!

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner Well, he couldn’t confirm or deny that.

But he felt bad for whoever slept with him. They must’ve been offered something pretty great. No way someone would willingly sleep with a 16 year old midget warthog. What did he bribe them with? Money?

[Bernadetta von Varley @TheEternalLoner]

@HotheadedNoble Ah! Who did he get?
It wasn't a commoner, was it? Oh, it was, wasn't it?

[Caspar von Bergliez @HotheadedNoble]

@TheEternalLoner It was better that she didn’t know what he was up to.