Schwarz Bruder

Writer (sort of), gamer, Defender of Truth, Love, and Justice, and all-around amazing guy.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@_oFAB Yet when I do this, it always says dudes are wide open unless I jump at them. Hands up doesn't even do anything. Even if, on my 6'11" Center, I run into the face of a 6'3" guard. What the hell is this game? I've got Challenger, too.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@lofi_lover0930 Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts? Because you do this in Kingdom Hearts.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@KamitronPTW Remember when they said they'd call flopping but then they only did three times and two were on the Pacers?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@NicoleTayle9 One is a Grizzlies fan, so he was aware of Jay Huff, and when I started using them in 2k on my center, I remarked how I was dunking like Jay Huff. So now we just say "Jay Huff" when we reverse dunk.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@deathriteramen Throw in a Lightning, Army of One while you're at it, right?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@royceybrackets Have you tried All Will be One with it? Don't even have to get to 1000!

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@Sebuary I'm just tired of getting a defender jumping five feet away on a pump fake just for him to immediately leap backward and block my shot with the back of his hand. Never even have pogo stick bronze.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@othatsraspberry Looks like one of the glyph symbols from Final Fantasy X.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@TheBBallSage Except... it's not random. You could, in theory, replicate the situations over and over again with the same results. If it were random, that wouldn't be possible.

Just learn your jumpshot and stop instant firing shots off of bad pass accuracy passes.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@othatsraspberry It must have taken forever to hunt down all of that product placement and change it for the master collection.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@AlexGoldenNBA I've been a Pacers fan for my whole life (I've actually got a flag of Reggie when he still had hair from when I was a kid) and would like an opportunity to hang out with my friend at a home opener game since I missed out on both our playoff runs. Bet the crowd will be electric.

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

🔥GIVEAWAY🔥

Want to see Tyrese Haliburton return to Gainbridge Fieldhouse at the Home Opener against Dallas?

All you have to do is:
1. Follow Me
2. Retweet Post
3. Comment Why You Want To Go

Must do all 3 to enter to win.
Must be a Pacers fan.

#YesCers #Pacers #HomeOpener

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@TonyREast Wait, it's not even on actual NBC? It's on NBC the Ocho?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@NBA2K Andrew Nembhard? Aaron Nesmith? Disrespecting the Pacers, as usual. Y'all don't even watch us.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@NBA2K Where's Obi Toppin, you bums?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@NBA2K Did you guys forget Tyrese Haliburton exists?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@Hali @KingJames Do your signature Pumas come in wide? I gotta wear wide shoes and I'm not seeing it listed anywhere. If not, you gotta get with the Puma reps and get them on that so I can get me some.

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@AlexGoldenNBA @StephenA1181 Have you seen the Key and Peele skit?

[Schwarz Bruder @TheEvilOmega]

@SaffronOlive Probably Wheel of Time, Stormlight Archives, or Mistborn would be good. They've got swords and magic in them and have good flavor in them.