Ryan Preziosio

Deranged surgeon. Often will have conversations with food. Is convinced robots will take over the world one day. Loathes most vegetables.

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@zach_hazard This should brighten your day.

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@klo224 Happy birthday my man. Got much♥️for ya.

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@thechrisdenker

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@klo224 Uh...

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@TheClaraKitty

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@EricLDaugh Hey, Eric.. what's Trump's ass taste like? You know, since your tongue is constantly up it? Just stop. No matter how much you lick it, he's not gonna let you fuck him.

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@zach_hazard I live in Arizona.. so, I don't have to worry about daylight savings time.

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@SpeakerJohnson

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@zach_hazard

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@klo224 Keep it up, man. ❤️

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@MEBJR1001 Already did my part. Mail in ballot here, sent it in 2 weeks ago. 😀

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@TheClaraKitty I'm feeling just fine. I wonder why? Oh yeah, cause in Arizona we don't deal with silly time zone changes. 😛

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@TheClaraKitty Here's to you having a great day! Happy birthday, Clara! ❤️

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@TheClaraKitty You're weird 100% of the time. What are you talking 'bout? 🤪

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@klo224 Aww.. man.. Christ. Didn't you have one of these last year? 😠 On a serious note.. happy birthday! 🥳

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@TheClaraKitty Upset in public is one thing.. but leaving this up could serve as an example of something that is absolutely unacceptable that you just will NOT put up with. By him, or by anybody else.

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@TheClaraKitty A witch or a succubus? What. The. Actual. Fuck? I.. uh.. umm..

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@TheClaraKitty This just reminds me of why I don't like pro-lifers, or most conservatives in general. A woman's body is HER own. Stay out of it. "But it's a life!" Oh yeah? Then you can have the kid and take care of it. No? Okay, go fuck yourselves then.

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@TheClaraKitty I might be having a man-period because every day feels like Monday for me. 😂

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@GoodGameBro Albert is one of the best hitters ever.. but come on.. we both know THIS would have been his fate if this were for real. 😂