The_Exhausted_EMT

An exhausted EMT | I make jokes

[Anonymous American @American_Anon_]

So we are just gonna keep doing this daily until we have nothing left? Until we are forced to eat bugs and reduce the population against our will? Own nothing— and be happy?

[Anonymous American @American_Anon_]

Quite literally fuck all of you.

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CALLED 9-1-1 FOR AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE OF A GOONING SESSION?! WHAT IS GOONING?!

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

EMS is the only job where someone says “it’s quiet today”… and suddenly dispatch remembers your existence. 👁️👄👁️

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@SirWinston85 @UtahFlatRanger You aren’t worthy of that mustache

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@NickJFuentes @elonmusk @DrewPavlou Don’t make me bring out the chud

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@elonmusk @CuriosityonX

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

1959 must have been one heck of a time…

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@Sarcasm_Min

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

What’s the point of 𝕏 now? What do I do here? What do I post?

Is this 𝕏 approved? Is this dude council approved? Someone tell me where to go 😭

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

@hugs4me78

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@washghost1 The Catskills are unhinged 🤝

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@JCA_BelAir @washghost1 This is the goals man.

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

@American_Anon_ The globalists don’t stand a chance

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

I call this job security 👁️👄👁️🤝

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@American_Anon_ @elonmusk

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@American_Anon_ @SpeakerJohnson

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

@American_Anon_ Shit is pretty stressful rn

[Anonymous American @American_Anon_]

Bro I’m getting bodied by this economy rn. A full time job that pays higher than most and it’s STILL a struggle 😭

[The_Exhausted_EMT @TheExhaustedEMT]

@American_Anon_