F Andison

Work on Library of Congress, Stage32, Script Boutique, Amazon Studios & WGA West

[F Andison @TheFAndison]

"Did you just congratulate me for reading?"

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump at the Trump at the
market open: market close:

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Schaff @SCHAFFr_]

thought this was the reflecting pool for a second

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Messi.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The Chelsea of Countries.

[Barry Andrews MEP @BarryAndrewsMEP]

1-way ticket to The Hague

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Today in Haaretz there is an article accusing Israel of being a terrorist state (plus committing crimes against humanity). It was not written by a Marxist member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.
It was written by former Israeli PM Ehud Olmert.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨All the stars have been shining at the World Cup:

9.0 - Kane (2 goals)
9.7 - Messi (3 goals)
9.0 - Vazinha (7 saves)
9.0 - Mbappé (2 goals)
9.2 - Haaland (2 goals)
9.9 - Ronaldo (90 minutes)

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump admits why he had no choice but to end the war:

"We would have run out of [oil] reserves in about 4 weeks."

Writer: Mhedi

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

He really truly is a wild card lol

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

If you turned on the TV in another country and saw the leader's daughter-in-law giving him a softball interview on a major "news" channel, you would rightfully assume that country is a tinpot dictatorship.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Craig Hill @CraigHill01]

Just three weeks before the World Cup matches are due to start, FIFA has gone into a panic as they realise the immigration crackdowns in the USA means they can't fill stadiums, even at drastically reduced prices. I mean, surely they aren't that stupid that they didn't see this coming?

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I’ll “be quiet” / stop streaming if you “be quiet” and retire let’s give the people what they want

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

JOB DONE! ✅🇾🇪

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Your father cheated on every one of his wives, including your mother.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️ River Plate have reached 105 consecutive sold-out matches, with more than 85.000 fans in attendance at the Mâs Monumental.

This was the team’s reception at the latest Superclásico against Boca Juniors. ⤵️🎥