The FuckArounds

The band and minds behind @fnaroundpodcast

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We don’t know why people are surprised about Arlington or Chicago in Illinois not working for the Bears… the pattern was there. The infrastructure in place… follow the money https://t.co/WijF6V5LlL

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So @TheDommeKat might’ve been the most intimidating interview at @EXXXOTICA
She casually talked about throwing men around like pizza dough…
Meanwhile @FnAroundMike was just trying to survive the conversation

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Taylor Upton @taylorupton69 accomplished something rare at @EXXXOTICA while representing @wifeyupdates :
She taught @FnAroundMike something completely new
After all the interviews we did, we didn’t think that was possible.

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Thankfully for Kentucky, the OIG had already published its report praising transparency of Cannabis on May 9.
5 days later additional records were released.
The facts didn’t change.
The records didn’t change.
The answer did.
https://t.co/EAdkyX4aMA

[Joe @JoeTBA]

The thing about “safety” regulations in Sb 315 is the first question should always be who gets paid to keep everyone safe.
AI. Cannabis. Compliance. Same question.
Is Illinois perfectly normal or is everything working exactly as intended?

https://t.co/i6qngVHjqj

[Joe @JoeTBA]

Nothing says “trust us” like slipping confidentiality protections into an Illinois cannabis omnibus bill while everyone argues about taxes & licenses.
Almost like @idfpr realized media noticing patterns. HB5784 @ILAttyGeneral @GovPritzker @FnAroundpodcast
https://t.co/j7SEtEncCZ

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Carbasaurus Lex @carbasauruslex might’ve broken @FnAroundMike at @Exxxotica
The interview included:
horrifying mail logistics
@FnAroundMike remembering https://t.co/yLMJJRSGrR from college
a post office worker who definitely knows too much now

Pure chaos.

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Pixie Lovely @lov3lypixie looked like a fairy at @EXXXOTICA …
Then immediately started discussing why certain internet requests only work in anime with @FnAroundMike
Honestly one of the funniest interviews from the expo.

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Bunny Suzuya might’ve had the most confusing fan request at @EXXXOTICA
A guy paid her to stay clothed…
and insult his mother
Freud would’ve had a FIELD DAY with this one.

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Watching @ABC News honor the iconic Memorial Day flag raising photo while TikTok hit us with a @BlueChew ad…
Our brain immediately went:
“We honor those who have fallen… and continue raising soldiers to this day.”
We respect the troops.
But the timing was comedy perfection.

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Every millennial recognizing this @TheBoysTV meme in under 0.0002 seconds….
Thanks for raising us, @imheatherharmon

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Vampiress Aeturnus @VampiressMiss might’ve had the strongest presence at @EXXXOTICA
Then @FnAroundMike immediately misheard her name and started calling her “Empress”
To be fair…
the energy fit perfectly.

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Politics at @Exxxotica got REAL fast
Summer Sinclair @summ3rsinclaire explained @Hot2Vote & her new “Sexy PAC”…
Then @FnAroundMike immediately said:
“Donate to Masturbate.”
Honestly?
10/10 campaign slogan.

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Ashley Ace @Ashley69Ace might’ve had the funniest response of @EXXXOTICA
“The request was there…
the money wasn’t.”
Also shoutout to Pineapple Support @PineappleYSW for the work they do supporting mental health in the industry

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Tiny Khloe @TinyKhloe & LackOfSkillets @lackofskillets might be the only entertainers at @EXXXOTICA that got @FnAroundMike on his knees all weekend. Here’s their interview!

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We interviewed independent creators Bunny @bunnieeexoxoo & Mrs. Kattycakes @honey_333X at @Exxxotica
The stories involved:
Interesting fan requests worth hearing…
They are completely unfiltered and hilarious. We think @FnAroundMike is screaming goal for @miseleccionmx now!

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We interviewed Kim Swallows @kimswallows @kimswallowsall at @EXXXOTICA during her second Chicago visit
She explained clearly her line and you have to respect her for her honesty and bluntness.
Full interview

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The crowd starts chanting for @audemarspiguet when the clock hit 10am hoping it was a publicity stunt by @swatch for the chicago location in oakbrook to find out it wasn’t a stunt. #publicity #epicfail #epic #watch #luxury

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The employees of @swatch being escorted out by the police for the launch of the collab with @audemarspiguet for failing to receive their shipment at the chicago store #watch #epicfail #swatch #limitededitio #luxury

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Three dominatrixes. @femdomdiaries @janerose666 @lexiegrll
One interview.
@FnAroundMike somehow survived.
The stories involved a request we can’t believe is real
And somehow everyone was super nice