FLDMAR

The GENERAL of "Average" gaming. Old Gamer known for my "Silver Fox" natural highlighted hair, everything Vegas, and all things gambling lover. Huge Vikings fan

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

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[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

I’m actually ok with this. Then I would Airbnb this shit to go back in time or be used in movies.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

You buy this 1970's time capsule house, it has not been updated at all - do you enjoy it as is or renovate? 🤔

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

@DavidJo70430257 @Rep_Stansbury This is disgusting!!!!

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Creeping Death Metallica.

[A-10 Thunderbolt II "Warthog" @A10TheHog]

If the A-10 had a theme song, what would it be?

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

@heatherellaxo Don't lie. You did not watch the UFC fights.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

TEMU volcanic lairs are cheap right now. You can also spin the wheel to get a huge discount and limited cost shipping! Let’s fucking go!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to get that volcano lair I’ve always wanted.

I think it’s in the “Beyond” section of BB&B.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Now wait a minute…isn’t this the location all these people use to say how peaceful and safe Minneapolis is when posting that everything is ok here? What are they going to use now? North Minneapolis?

[CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls]

South Minneapolis - 5:15 a.m., multiple squads and Crime Lab on shots fired at 15xx E Lake Harriet Pkwy.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

She doesn’t know how to make a good sandwich.

[Olivia 🇺🇸 @Excellentsalvic]

‼️ MEN: be brutally honest, what really makes a woman instantly UNATTRACTIVE

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Leave her fat ass alone. She’s beautiful just the way her chubby girth is.

[Bob in MI 🇺🇸 🦌 @BobDinMI]

This fat ugly woman wrote a hit piece on Trump's health....

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Then maybe we should have better owners and GM’s that don’t trade or get rid of these great players.

[Dan WHENESOTA @WHENESOTA]

Yes. I'm happy for KAT.

But, I'm kinda tired of being happy for our former players. 🫤

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

I just never understood the trade that sent him away….

[Marissa Voss™ @marissavoss]

This man is an NBA champion.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

@SeeksMaria @CJMAGAMom 2016

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

But by all means give Altuve or Tattoo the starting job.

[Joe @JoeA_NFL]

Kyler hasn't gone a single day without throwing interceptions.

McCarthy has only thrown 1 all week.

Hmm.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Why didn’t they just raise all the old dead dragons of old?

[Trakas 🐲 @BIG_TRAKAS]

Where do you think the Night King got that massive chain used to pull Viserion out of the lake?

Seriously, did the White Walkers have a giant chain factory beyond the Wall or what? I’ve wondered about this for years. 😭

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Get a job.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Elon Musk is about to become the world’s first trillionaire while 27 million Americans can only afford the minimum payment on their credit cards and 728,000 children lost food stamps this year.

[PurpleReignVikings @reign_vikings]

Now get rid of Grigson. And we are good to go 😎

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

@kare11 How did they come up with this math?

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Show me a hot chick and I’ll show you a guy sick of her shit. Not worth the hassle.

[Sebastián @gvtcontractor]

Not a single man alive would choose this over a 19 year old mid who works at lululemon.

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Once signed, then they will lay him off in a year because they can’t afford him.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pat McAfee and ESPN are discussing a contract extension that would pay him more than $60M per year.

McAfee is going to become one of the highest-paid broadcasters of all time.

🤯🤯🤯

(via @AndrewMarchand)

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

Sign me up. Grey zone and I are having problems on my current pc.

[Apex Gaming PCs @apexgamingpcs]

Who wants a new PC?

[FLDMAR @TheFLDMAR]

@Steinerwoodwork Well…my battery needs to be programmed to the car. So I guess I am not a man.