Fabian A. Soto

🇨🇴🇺🇸 | ΚΑΨ | Nupe | thoughts are my own

[Fabian A. Soto @TheFaebo]

“I know that I know nothing” - Socrates

[Abby Jasmine @abbyjasmine]

put ya pussy lips on live i’ll give u $1000 dollars

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Fabian A. Soto @TheFaebo]

@Complex I’ve never heard this song being played once

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

USB-C one of the best modern tech inventions and you're complaining

[𝒿ℴ𝓁𝒾ℯ𑁤 @julyameixa]

não importa a gravidade da conversa se tiver uma cadeira giratória estarei assim:

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[The Southern Gent 😎 @OnlyDrTony]

A Bill Collector gone call me talmbout "this bill is a yr old."

Okay 👀 Sir, tell it happy birthday, tf.

[Jeremiah @iamjeremiah_jl]

Who else noticed the goat horns on the number 10

[conduct|r @conductr_]

Yesterday I watched “Soul” to remind myself that maybe the purpose of life isn’t always finding some big purpose. It’s simply being present enough to enjoy being alive.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

I bloody hate the international break man

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Back in college, a friend asked me to taste the soup he’d been making for six hours. It tasted like hot water with a memory of chicken, but he looked so proud that I said, “It’s subtle.” He thanked me and served it to nine people. Everyone took one sip, then started adding salt, pepper, hot sauce, anything nearby. Somebody added chips. He kept saying, “The flavor develops.” Years later, he admitted he’d forgotten to add the seasoning packet. He also said my use of the word subtle convinced him the soup was sophisticated. I’ve been carrying partial responsibility for that dinner ever since.

[YEEZY FRANCE @YZYFRANCE1]

Nah Ye is actually 100% right about this 😭😭💀

[Shana @cynicallycute]

How do you pronounce it? 😂

[amy 💌 @nosnawsyma]

partying with your friends is fun but the best part is rotting on the couch together the next day eating take out and watching weird documentaries

[LA-A @joycieebee]

A man told me my handshake was too firm and I needed to be gentle cause I’m a lady…..my fault bitch ass nigga 😒

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

I applaud his calmness. I would’ve been annoyed after the 3rd beep. F*ck nigga unhand me.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

coffee tastes better when you have no where to go & no one is messaging you about work

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

Checking which striker scored a hat-trick in the City game