Alvin Gentry

My job is to coach Anthony Davis, and to pimp slap Tyreke Evans when he drives out of control to the hoop. I also taught Curry how to shoot.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

When you down on your luck after a loss, then realize your owner thinks we already in the playoffs ... https://t.co/vkQs3p8MVB

[☆M€G∆☆ @MeGaMoBux]

Reporter asked Benson how he feels about this loss. Benson replied with a smile "Its only Game 1. 6 more games left.."

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

It hurt my heart so bad staying on the floor to shake hands with Steve an-dem. I just know I'll need to be asking him for work soon.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Drew can be out PG - especially late in games. Dat nigga throws it to the other team with the best of them. https://t.co/KRzh63lxXz

[Monty Williams @TheFakeMonty]

@MagicManLoomis @dell_demps @TheFakeAlvin hey Loomis, have you figured out a way to to use some of the Pels cap room on Drew Brees yet?

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Bitch ass referees, bruh!

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

I ain't no damn parody, bish.

I don't even like Italian food. https://t.co/rbTeSVsqhe

[Casey Gisclair @casey_gisclair]

This parody account is lit tonight! https://t.co/NdRxk1ObSO

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Could be worse, with 'cho Pee-Wee Herman lookin' ass.

They could have lost 43-straight on the road. #GlassHalfFull #WinTheNight https://t.co/Uxltr67xNB

[Fletcher Mackel @FletcherWDSU]

5 years ago today NOLA traded CP3.
Tonight, possibly a new franchise low:
#Pelicans routed by Sixers team that had lost 23-straight on road!

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

@TheFakeMonty Funny. I always say he's a dick amongst cunts.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Challenge accepted.

The race to be 30th best is on. https://t.co/5FSUfoPwZL

[Monty Williams @TheFakeMonty]

If Dell and I didn't rig the lottery to get Anthony Davis, the Pelicans would be by far the worst team in the association

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Say @TheFakeMonty, when you did this job, did you ever get the sudden urge or temptation to swallow some mercury? I'll hang up and listen.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Say @DocRivers, if I just start sitting on your bench randomly after Saturday's game, can I be an assistant coach?

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

I'd rather be the Bucks. I got good leads there. Got a feeling I'll be an assistant there next season. https://t.co/t4cL1ipyFd

[fakeDellDemps @dell_demps]

@TheFakeAlvin aight you can be the scrub squad Pelicans and I'll be the Rockets #keepthefeudalive

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

No one can be the Warriors or Spurs, k? https://t.co/k1Ie0k4yUw

[fakeDellDemps @dell_demps]

@TheFakeAlvin considering they work for me damn right. Wanna play 2k or nah ?

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Game is over.

Got me a bad of weed to make brownies and 12 Natty Lites.

Look, Mr. Benson, I #WinTheNight

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I was busy talking player personnel with Danny Ferry and Joe Dumars. https://t.co/6tkBHnyhH8

[fakeDellDemps @dell_demps]

@TheFakeAlvin say dawg if you want to keep that job you best hush all that shit talking ya herd me

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

My contract is guaranteed, bish.

They can fire me. Preferably before this flight, actually. https://t.co/gPXbvqsp83

[Scott Kushner @ScottDKushner]

Gentry: I don't give a shit about my job status.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Benson just called me in. Thought I was done.

He asks me if I say toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe.

Luckily this mother fucker's mind is gone!

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Sigh. F'in Dell and Mickey, bruh. https://t.co/SZi8a90uHr

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Gameplan for Clippers:
1. Punch Chris Paul in the dick.
2. Keep Jordan off boards
3. Always find Redick in transition
4. Repeat No. 1 often.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Don't you haters start talking to me about not getting a next contract either. If that jerk-off Loomis is still here, I'm here to stay too.

[Alvin Gentry @TheFakeAlvin]

Can I get a minutes restriction on my next contract? I'd love to not coach on back-to-backs and only coach 20 minutes per game.