The Fake Carls

Know the REAL CARL: the inspiration of our Roots-Rock band from New Orleans.

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Dont waste your time doing something dumb tonight. Great music from @Doombalaya and the Fake Carls, @ Hi Ho Lounge 10 PM no cover!!!!!

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Getting EXTREMELY excited to play tonight at @dmacsBarNGrill from 8-11. Mid City folks, come on out y'all!

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Time to get drunk and vomit green vomit.

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In solidarity with my feminist friends, Babe Ruth will now be referred to as "Liberated Woman" Ruth. #HappyWomensDay

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Tonight at The Wolf is Ladies night with @DariaDZ @TheFakeCarls @missabbydiamond Nyce and some of NOLA's Favorite Dance troupes! 9pm, $10

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Hooking the twitter followers up with an exciting new opportunity..

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Abraham Lincoln, will you be my Valentine?

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@SeattlePD What is going on near 65th and Latona? Looks exciting or dangerous or maybe both.

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The Fake Carls exceeded their fundraising goals by a lot! thanks in part to a last minute gift by a wealthy patron. Now for the album...

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We're starting off day 4 of our campaign with $833! Please help us reach our goal. For just $1, download our single! http://t.co/bzAydIhlXJ

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Y'all, we want to release an album and we need your help (money). Donate just $1 to download our single! http://t.co/mZoB2Sfq5E

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When I am lazy and make mayo/ham sandwiches before class, I wish future me would come say MAKE THE EFFORT, THAT WILL TASTE TERRIBLE AT LUNCH

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We are playing at @Tipitinas on DEC 18.
You should come, especially if you like our music.

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@ryankhulsey awww

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the time in the semester where the files on your computer become more valuable than the computer itself.

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Chillin with @Dee1music at forum. Holla!

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Pro tip: When writing emails to potential employers, DON'T say "Your company is appalling." Instead say "Your company is appealing."

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Happy Halloween. Remember to check your candy for razor blades. Or, check your razor blades for candy if you're into that shit.

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Benefits of becoming a regular drinker: Now I brush my teeth in the morning.