The Fake Joseph R. Biden

Created solely for educational purposes throughout the duration of a high school Mock Congress.

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

I am calling on the #DOJ to investigate @Represe99322413 , @durbano2021 , and @RepHanson for ties to child sex trafficking. They will be brought to justice like Jeffrey Epstein was brought to justice. Neither I nor the #Clintons are nervous about this. #justice #epstein

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

Blood bath in the Senate. They are killing bills left and right. #excessoflegislation

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RonJohnsonWI forced the Senate Clerks to read ALL 628-pages of the COVID Relief Bill just so he could delay the vote. This took over 10 hours. The extent Republicans will go to ensure that the American people do not receive government aid. #cancel #malarkey

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@SenMartinez as the new Pres Pro Temp just chastised me for educating his clerk on how to use a stapler. Who does he think he is? As the most senior senator of the Democratic Party, he must have forgotten who I am due to his geriatric dementia. Malarkey! #rememberwhoyouworkfor

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RNeedens Delete this now. Or feel the wrath of the US Military.

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RNeedens @RNeedens deleted tweets of his own accord. He didn't have to, but he did, because he was afraid of the consequences. What governmental retribution would he have received? Not a 1st Amend Violation. #lawyerd

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@Represe99322413 @durbano2021 and @RepHanson all voted NO on the death penalty for pedophiles and child molesters. Never thought in my 50 years of public service that I would see Republicans vote AGAINST the death penalty, and for pedophiles at that.

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@Represe99322413

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

The fact that there are multiple "Donut Bills" shows that Congress is failing to communicate with each other. With multiple donut bills, how can they get behind a single one to push through? Congress is a mess. #PROgress #CONgress

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RioRussell6 is trying to pass the "Equality Act" in Mock Congress. A true Democrat. #equality4all

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@annajac42720593 just told the President of the United States, the Commander in Chief of the US Military to "chill." Do you know what I say to that? Malarkey! #rude

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

The Democrats would do well to start a new hashtag that describes @RNeedens and the GOP. #sexistGOP #sexistDave #DavidNEEDSEducation #DavidNEEDSBrains #DavidNEEDS

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RNeedens is trying to repeal the 19th Amendment. This would repeal Women's Rights that so many fought hard for. This will bring back oppression and the patriarchy that we are so trying to keep at bay. Do we really want old White men in charge of our society again? #notagain

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

The whole point of Mock Congress is about riders/ amendments and debate. @RNeedens is killing Mock Congress. What is he doing? Is he even a Democrat?? #DINO #DemocratInNameOnly

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

The GOP Rep Layman @annajac42720593 is so addicted to social media that I received a less-than-professional letter from her asking that I tweet non-stop. Unlike the do-nothing Republicans, the Democrats are actually busy trying to pass legislation! Take notes! #lazyGOP

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@2021Calvo @SenatorSpratlen @Pontifex Senator Calvo seems to be implying that I am not a true Catholic because I am for gay marriage. I am a devout Catholic that doesn't let my personal beliefs dictate my policies. I may be personally against gay marriage, but I can't let that stop someone from love! @2021Calvo

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

I would like to praise @SenatorSpratlen for proposing a marriage equality bill, even as a #Republican! She is so brave. Hopefully her fellow Republicans can support her bill. #marriageequality #gayrightsarehumanrights

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

@RepNeedens2021 and @RepPolzin2021 are doing some excellent bipartisan work in streamlining the Congressional process. I am concerned, however, that no necessary amendments/ riders and debate are happening when it comes to these bills... What kind of bills are being shot through?

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

Sad to see that the Senate Parliamentarian did not deem the addition of the $15 minimum wage in line with the Byrd Rule. Even though we won't get the $15 min wage this time, hopefully the $1.9 trill covid relief bill will pass. #15minwage

[The Fake Joseph R. Biden @TheFakeDonaldJ3]

The DONUT Bill just passed the Senate and has been sent to Conference Committee to be confirmed. The Senate has added A LOT of amendments... Every amendment added to it LOWERS the chances of me signing the bill into law. DO WE HAVE ENOUGH IN THE BUDGET TO BUY HOT CHOCOLATE???