Joe Turner

smelly socks, cheap beer, chicken fingers, and new york sports are the shit. that's me, bitches.

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

@BonYanni516 @bobbybielski hiiiey boys #secretadmirer #ballgame #royalrumbleGAYAKA

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

had mozzarella sticks for dinner. YALL JEALOUS?!?! #grubmode

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

today, i joseph george turner the IV, went to the store and bought groceries all by myself. #adultstatus #youwishyouwereascoolasme

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

compliments from my manager as i organize boxes of cereal really warm my heart #hardworker

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

omg eagles let me tweet about it 300000 times as i watch the game to make people think i know sports when i really dont #gogiants

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

@TheRealJoeyT you impostor gtfo

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

DESE JOEY TS AINT LOYAL

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

@BonYanni516 is a dirty kiosk

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

IT DOESN'T MATTERRRRR

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

i, joseph george turner, ate a cheesesteak for breakfast today because that's all i eat.

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

need my beauty sleep. ruhl bad. #goodnight #dreamingofcheeseburgers

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

some lady at work thought i was justin bieber. betch please, biebs aint got nothing on this sexy beast

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

what's 4 breakfast u ask? chicken fingers & mozzarella stix betches. #y0l0

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

@BonYanni516 is a dirty kiosk

[Jawn Cena @BonYanni516]

@TheFakeJoeyT Hieys how are we!

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

HOW DOES IT FEEEEEL TO BE A CAAARRRR

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

i wish i had friends.

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

hiiiiieeeeyyysss

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

had some chicken fingers for dinner tonite #iliveontheedge #yolo

[Joe Turner @TheFakeJoeyT]

here is the answer to the question i know you've been thinking since day one: yes i smell, and yes i pay my friends to hang with me