Michael Ryan

Nacho enthusiast. Pretty good at bowling too.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@ShamsCharania Play thin lizzy

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@PFTCommenter @FOXSports We won in spite of Russel Wilson

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

“Soccer is only like the 5th most popular sport in America” yea but shut up I’ll root for our shot putter in the Olympics too and have a nice time. Just have fun

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@FSUmollz The Reggie Miller of soccer talk.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@OllieHolt22 I love Mexico City and this place plays very well for social media pictures, but if you’ve actually been there…

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@ick_real Blanche

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@nypost FUUUUUUCKKKK!!! Love is DEAD 💀

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@tupatsfan @tayloreldridge TU Fan here. We’re building a great program and football is on the upswing too. The thunder rule. Patrick mahomes is great but not as good as Brady yet. Like and subscribe.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@Daniel_Rapaport OJ Simpson was a really good running back.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@AdamSchefter Boggles my mind that people are still t’s and p’s, get well sooning to this dildo.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@tupatsfan @lexiosborne Shut up loser. Your team just went to the Super Bowl. Focus on that 😢 ohhh boo hoo some people in the media 3 years ago said mahomes might be better than Brady whaaaaa 😢

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@PopCrave At the end of the day even my boy gosling was a theatre kid. 😢 #snakearm

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@gottatrythispod @BlueHavenNYC @vivalafood_ @BarstoolNYC @LargeBarstool Top notch nachos need to be individually cut. No piles.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@LordSnow Fun!

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@BurmasterTyler @GoldenHurricast This guy gets it.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@TheCinesthetic So what’s the point

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@mrjeffu What happens if you have to poop?

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@KCChiefs_Matt Poor Peter having to watch a chiefs game.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@KCSportsNetwork When this methhead chick did the worm to eat a hot dog off the concrete after the game.

[Michael Ryan @TheFakeMikeRyan]

@NFLonPrime Can’t wait. Not.