Richard Beckett

I believe in the power of love

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@RealDL23 @paulrmayo @phil_odonnell @DragonsCC Is #earl on drugs?

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@shahbazsays @DragonsCC Looks like beef is planning to pull it.

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@suffolkszene @DragonIntegrity @DragonsCC I doubt that old twat Miller would have the wit to write my tweets. All my own work.

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

Can't believe Mayo muddled his way to a tournament victory for @DragonsCC. Poor leadership disguised by my brilliance.

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

100% record as @DragonsCC captain. Shove that up your backward point.

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

Why so much fuss I didn't bowl @pavdhami for @DragonsCC ? He's an absolute liability. The earl can fuck right off as well. Who won anyway?

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Run outs? I've been involved in a few but I'm not usually the one walking back. I'll go for @pavdhami @DragonsCC

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

Would anybody really be surprised to see Johal as FIFA president one day? @DragonsCC @DragonIntegrity #Integrity Panel

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

If there's any justice I'll be cleaning up on Friday @DragonsCC

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If Johal wins #dpoy I will have to kill myself #notstandingforthatbullshit @DragonsCC

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

Even sepp blatter would blush when up against the corruption of johal

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Hardly lover's tiff @dragonscc - unless you mean shoving my bat up his backward point

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Southworth staying? Please @DragonsCC , what have I done to deserve this?

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Beef? Maybe his works on the brain-dead retards in Kent but everyone knows there's only one Dragon that loosens the knickers in London

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I am not a chucker @DragonsCC

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@DragonsCC I cant procure everything - talent for Johal, machismo for Mayo, hair for Hill, runs for Collis, alarm clock for Sampat

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@DragonsCC Kotecha is OK but that might change if he doesn't give me a free ice cream

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@DragonsCC I also can't stand Southworth

[Richard Beckett @TheFakeRB]

@DragonsCC any picture with me in it and Mayo not in it will do so 1, 3 or 9 - actually go with 3 - no Sampat and no McFakeDPOY either

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@DragonsCC how many times do I have to bail out @doctor_ox 's sorry arse before someone realises I am the only legend in this team?