FackSecular

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

Me: Yes, "lagbhag" awake....Koi chai do!
Biwi: Hum gadhe hain?
Me: Bachcho ki kasam hai
Biwi: Compromise kar lo
Me: Toh kar naa
Biwi: Delhi ke maalik hum hain
Me: Sab mile huye hain
Biwi: Tring! Tring! Phone mat kaatiyega Mumy Ji!

Me: Main ab 'lagbhag' daant sunane hi wala hun

[Krishna @Atheist_Krishna]

RT if you are lagbhag awake.

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@free_thinker @HereisKinjal Bhai tune meme ka bhi fact check kar diya...ye to bas puncture nahi hone ke baad bhi chippi laga dene wali baa hui kamane ke liye....

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@chetanvpatel @Gian_innovation @Themsubaroda @anilgb @honeybeenetwork @meghagajjar1 @LetsTalkGujarat @LetsTalkAmdavad @kumarmanish9 @mayur_rx Any options to switch-off un-utilized section? Not every one and every time, all the five section will be used...

Please suggest

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@Fact There is a small village named "Tatti Khana" in India - People living in the village are called "Talli Khane wale".

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@Fact There is a place named "Bhosari" in Pune, India - People living in the area are called "Bhosariwale"

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@Kaalateetham India is hiding numbers.

I am not able to get clear information on the number of frontiers who have got infected serving ppl

I want gally wise list of no. of drivers, Kirana Wala, petrol pump wrkr & infected while they r frontline of serving ppl

Can any fault chckr help pls

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@oyevivekk

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@ashokepandit लाल लाल गाल तेरे सेव जैसे, कश्मीर मांगती हो,
तुम खुद ही कश्मीर हो ।🤣

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@MushaalMullick लाल लाल गाल तेरे सेव जैसे, कश्मीर मांगती हो,
तुम खुद ही कश्मीर हो ।🤣

[SUDHIR @seriousfunnyguy]

Friends, last few days during #WorldCup2019 and before that too we have been making fun of our neighbors Pakistan🇵🇰

After listening to Omar Sharif, I'm embarrassed to death and feel ashamed because they truly are a superpower 🔔

RT = Sorry Pakistan 🇵🇰

[DJAY @djaywalebabu]

Ranveer Kapil dev
in Kapil dev in Ranveers
biopic biopic
#KapilDev

[Shashikant Dhotre @shashidhotre]

Untitled
Colour pencil on paper #painting
#drawing #closeup #india #artist
#new #artwork #July 2019

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@BrahmaandKiMaa Caption - "Kabir Singh in red dress"

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@ExSecular @ANI RaGa ke sath shahadchandrama ki taiyari ho rahi hai...Party !!

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@indiantweeter Pro BJP, Jawed Habib

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Invest Plan & Save Tax

500000 NIL tax
50000 Std deduction
50000 NPS
150000 80c
75000 Mediclaim 80D
350000 House loan int.
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11,75,000/- zero tax if u invest and Plan

#BudgetForNewIndia #Budget2019

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@sardesairajdeep Sir, uske liye affluent famers se wasuli chhod ke expose karna chalu karo prime time pe 🤣

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

I will be happy to pay this 2% TDS. Pahale eligible bana do koi mujhe 🤣

[Deepti Sachdeva @DeeptiSachdeva_]

FM @nsitharaman says '2% TDS on more than 1 CRORE CASH WITHDRAWAL from your bank account in a year'

#BudgetForNewIndia #Budget2019 #UnionBudget2019 #NirmalaSitharaman #ModiSarkar2 #Modinomics19

[FackSecular @TheFakeSeculars]

@YRDeshmukh in 1992 :-P

[DEEWAN. @Spoof_Junkey]

Miracles Happen.
#TransformingUrbanLandscape

[Hockey India @TheHockeyIndia]

Humne kaha hai jo, tum bhi kaho! 😉🇮🇳💪

#IndiaKaGame #FIHSeriesFinals #RoadToTokyo

@IndiaSports @Media_SAI @CMO_Odisha @sports_odisha @FIH_Hockey