#TheFalse9

Curing ebola via liquid football. We score goals my lord. Anyone who uses the 4-4-2 is a relative of the devil. 2x most successful English club in 5 a side cup

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GOLAZO #ENG #Euro2016

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@UKCCricketClub @LewisGClarke good luck lewis.
Lots of love
The false 9 family
Xoxo

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SPOTTED: Fat Jack Wilshere en route for his deluxe panini. Clearly loosening the belt after the season.

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Happiest of birthdays to the #False9s enforcer, @willdebbo. Plenty of milk and nesquik for the big man today. #HeKillsOpponentsMyLord

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@RyanWard336 'ward gambles on a parsons flick on. Appeals for offside are rejected, ward (calmness personified) dinks over the keeper! GOL!'

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'Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her'

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@OllieThompsonnn you're everybodys daddy! #spraysitaboutabit

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who wants to be a #false9 cheerleader? Omi thinks he's found one cheerleader. We want multiple https://t.co/v9dKDZpE1J

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For details on where to see the 5* performance check @Howie_B93 phone

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The band look to be a tight knit group and have been quoted to say 'we'll never do a Zain on each other.'

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New boy band #falsedirection debuted their new smash hit 'EA feel' on Saturday night in the venue karaoke booth. Certain to be a number 1

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We can hold our heads high knowing we were the only English side in the semi finals. Forget the KAFL, get us in the champions league

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Absolutely devastated to lose 3-2 in the semi finals. We always to Italians/russians/french/wherever they were from #continentalfootball

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Chicken chowmein

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Good 5-0 win in our 3rd match. Hatters for @joshparsons1234. Next up Korea/tokyo drift/ Kim Jong un fc. Good side on their day

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@_SamGowing aka sam kane cannot stop scoring. 3 goals in 2 games

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2 wins from 2. 3-1 and 1-0 wins solid start.

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No news on @JoeWiggins94. Will he play, won't he play? All I do know was he getting frisky with a milf the other day. Stepfather duties?

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Heart wrenching news that @LewisGClarke will be out of action until 3pm today. The man brings a certain to tenacity to our football

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At 12 o'clock we take on arch rivals you're not singhing anymore. Always a tasty encounter