Johnny Eagle

Super badass

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

A lady told me i made her the best margarita of her life. #fuckyouwelltequila

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

@TheJackal42069 shut up! #shutup

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

Is it lovely when your bus driver knows you well enough that when your late he waits at your stop. #fuckintrimet

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I'm not voting. Its a shame I can't leagalize marijuana but I guess I like fucking with the system and being illegal. #myrighttonotvote

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A little kid just stopped me on the street and said "is your digger not here?" Fuckin asshole thinks he's so cool cus he's got a digger

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

@remoirsofgeisha #nicesuspenders

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@remoirsofgeisha be quiet. you're filling up my tweeter. #loljk #loveyou

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

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apparently there is a constant drug fuelled musical instrument party for kids without parents in a warehouse across the road from my house.

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

I shouldn't just pick up this cool bmx someone locked to itself and bring it on the bus with me right?

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

"I think cutting your wrists might be an enjoyable way to die" k-nasty

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

gettin drunk fo free at portland thing. #doublefistupthebutt

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Just got picked up on the side of the road by two strangers in a white van. #theyweredelightful

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@jackthemartin do you actually have an older brother or are you a liar?

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Oh fancy bus. Look at you All air conditioned and talking to me.

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

Old guy riding bus. "I've never been on a bus before. This is far out!"

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

"I like to make it hail. That's when you throw change at sluts"

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

"Its elementary school my dear emma watson" #workaholics

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My peep also likes vertical smiles

[Johnny Eagle @TheFamousJohnny]

@Atheis4 yeah well I saw uranus block out the sun