The Artist Formerly Known As Slurpee⛳️🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸Rule #1: if you’re MAGA, just fuck off before replying. Rule #2: Refer back to Rule #1. Rule #3: I don’t pay Elmo for a fucking blue checkmark.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I LOVE how @NicolleDWallace is covering this, with the same gusto the right wing went after Biden.

The White House SWEARS trump was wide awake yesterday, but we all know what wide awake is, don't we? trump was OUT.

He is a total laughingstock.
25th Amendment NOW

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Woodrow Wilson had a stroke and they kept it a secret. FDR couldn't walk and they kept it a secret. Eisenhower had heart attacks and they kept it a secret. Reagan had colon cancer and dementia and they kept it a secret. Trump's health is much worse than whatever they let us see.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hunter Biden getting sober and becoming an internet menace is somehow quite healing.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hunter Biden joined Twitter and skipped the warm-up phase.
Straight to the jugular. And it’s delicious!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

One of us, one of us! #smokefleet

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Anyone think it’s odd that every event is just a bunch of sycophants standing behind an immobile president pretending it’s normal?

[Jacquie_RN 🇨🇦🩺🌸🌷 @jacquie_rn]

He’s always leaning to the right now
Advancing dementia ✔️

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so sick of all these motherfuckers pretending this is normal

Joe Biden stuttered and that's all we fucking heard about for years

Fuck the media & not giving a fuck about this country

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Ozzy Osbourne was such a big fan of the Lord of The Rings films that he recorded himself as Gandalf and sent a copy to Peter Jackson 😂

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS: FBI Director made claim that @ChrisVanHollen paid over $7,000 bar tab in El Salvador while visiting Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

We find out the $7,000 tab wasn't in El Salvador or wasn't at a local bar. It was through a catering service for staff paid for by campaign funds. Not a single dime from tax payers, but from contributions.

FBI Director Kash Patel should resign for this reason and 100 other reasons. 🚨

[Conservative @Conservative2TX]

The sickest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.99 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump cheated on his first wife, who said he raped her, with his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a playmate and a porn star.

So MAGA can take their performative pearl clutching act about fidelity and fuck all the way off.

[The Artist Formerly Known As Slurpee⛳️🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸 @TheFamousSlurpy]

@realBrandonGill #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

[💙🇵🇷Deanna🇺🇦💙 @DemDeanna]

Thank you, Denmark. 🇩🇰

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

The Freedom 250 concert got canceled. UFC fighters are backing out. His name will be removed from The Kennedy Center. The $1.776 billion slush fund is dead. Watching Trump’s vanity projects crash and burn has been giving me life.
F**ck that loser.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Remember when Trump wandered up to the roof of the White House for no reason,.. and started shouting gibberish to the puzzled reporters gathered down below?

But he's not suffering from some sort of dementia or anything, right?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🔥 BRUTAL.

Andy Beshear just went after Ken Paxton with a line that is going to follow him for the rest of this race.

"He's so corrupt his own party impeached him."

Ouch.

Think about that for a second.

Not Democrats. Not political opponents.

His own party. His own side. His own colleagues.

Beshear didn't stop there.

He said Paxton lacks the character to serve as senator and accused him of treating public office as a tool for personal enrichment instead of public service.

And that's the real danger for Republicans.

Because every time they try to make this race about Biden, Democrats, or Washington...

someone brings the conversation right back to Ken Paxton.

The candidate. The scandals. The impeachment.

The question hanging over all of it:

If your own party tried to remove you from office...

why should voters promote you to a higher one?

Follow @AllenAnalysis to stay ahead of the curve.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

"Your generation is so soft" says the ones triggered by a fucking rainbow

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

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