Young Fantom

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@realDonaldTrump Is still not a real thing.

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@realDonaldTrump Is that what you were marathoning in the bunker?

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Waffle fries are the elites of the fry world. Like... I've never tasted a waffle fry and been disappointed. They're ALL good.

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Just exited the lovely state of Wisconsin. See y'all in a couple weeks. ✌️

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If Ice Cube's wife doesn't affectionately call him "Sugar Cube" she's completely wasting a unique opportunity.

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I wonder how many friends I'd lose if I turned a fidget spinner into a G-Unit style spinning chain.

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@max_the_ripper I've been gaming Injustice 2 relentless since launch day. Hasn't let me down yet.

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I'm genuinely not sure if it was blood or jelly I just saw on the rim of that urinal... I'm also not sure which is cause for more concern.

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I've said that I picture Steve Harvey when I hear Cha Cha Slide. At first that made it worse, but now it's the only thing I enjoy about it.

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I love the term "bullocks" because in most public places, it's pretty frowned upon to just shout "BALLS" when you're frustrated.

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How drunk did I get last night? Well, I didn't wake up with a hangover but I DID impulse buy a digital copy of National Treasure at 4am.

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I have had this account for over 2 years and this is my 26th tweet. Maybe because I rant too much for a character limit to be convenient.

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Who

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I swear most of my tweets are about how I forgot I had a Twitter account

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Oh yeah. Twitter's a thing, huh?

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Got a @chiodos piece finished up

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Got some @KidCudi ink a few years back and just went and got it touched up/filled today!

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Took a happy song and made it darker. It's how I do. http://t.co/sy6dS3O0o8

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Just remixed a love song into a song about drug addiction. Because.. well.. that's the kind of thing I do. Recording and releasing tomorrow.

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Dog's asleep. Lady's asleep. Friends, elsewhere, are asleep. Yet I'm still up. Always.