My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
Hear us out...
What if the 2 worst teams played the FIRST game of Wild Card Weekend for the No. 1 overall pick?
Could be ELECTRIC π₯
(h/t @TheFantasyEng)
We said goodbye to our family dog yesterday. My first pet. She was with me as I got engaged, married, first house, kids, and so much more. Nothing better prepares you to transition from a kid out of college to becoming a dad. I am forever grateful, and I'll miss you forever pup
The ancient art of pickleball. Rumor is that Noah had a small slab of wood left over after building the ark, and he carved it into the very pickleball paddle I wield here today. Or at least that's what Amazon says. Alright, I'm off to play the beast of the pickleball east Big Sue
My son asked to watch football with me for the first time today, so we watched the shitty pats game together front to back and it was honestly a top-5 dad moment